Monthly Archives: May 2010

Hail the returning warriors and their feats of daring

Pioneer_Starbucks Yet another reason to fiddle with caustic chemicals and satanic dyeing ritual; when the French Press dies an ignoble death after being rapped too harshly on the sink – you’re only mildly put out …

Two fur strainers and a paper towel, and Starbuck’s is a distant memory.

With the entire angling world returning from three days in the piney woods with matching stubble and tales of hardship, I wanted to show solidarity …

Extra pioneer points scored for the remnants of blue green fur by the handle.

Tasted pretty damn good too.

Tags: French Press, French roast, inmate coffee, invention, dyeing fur, fly tying

Ancient Iron Revisited

bothfeetThe next time someone mentions fly tying you can print the picture at left and insist that rehab is more than you can bear…

I’d said, “jump in with both feet” – and meant it, until the vendor plopped another 300,000 hooks onto eBAY. Now I’m hoping you’ll save me from myself, and scoop them up before I do.

I had mentioned last week about the spectacular ancient Mustad iron being blown out by Har-Lee Rod of New Jersey, and just as I think things are winding down, out comes another load of some incredible old hooks – at prices you’ve never seen – nor will again.

“Both Feet” for us hardcore types was about 50,000 hooks (shown above), most were purchased at $0.99 for 500, about twenty cents per 100 hooks.

A cup of coffee costs more

Many are kirbed or reversed and digging through all those styles revealed some outstanding gems, most of which have attributes unavailable in the current Japanese iron.

As I watch and bid, I’m surprised at the brainwashing that’s occurred. Traditional fly tying hooks without kirbed point and equipped with the familiar down eye are moving smartly, but most of the other hooks are loved only by the occasional odd duck like myself.

As the fly tying forums have asked the question many dozens of times – and most of the answers are dead wrong, indulge me …

A Kirbed or Reversed hook is merely a method to make the hook gape larger. That’s all.

Offsetting the point to the left (Kirbed) or right (Reversed) makes the distance from shank to point longer than if the point was directly below the hook. Think of a right triangle with a line dropped perpendicular from the shank to where the point should be (in non kirbed hooks), if we draw a horizontal line from that spot to where the Kirbed point is – we’ve formed a right triangle. Everyone knows the hypotenuse of a right triangle is the longest side … therefore the gape is “wider” than a traditional hook.

Outside of forgetting about that offset point and pricking yourself, tying on these “bait” hooks is unchanged.

As quite a few packages are labeled in French, it appears few shoppers are translating the labels. “Hamecons Irlandais” isn’t something exotic, it’s merely French for “Irish Hooks” – and “Hamecons Ronds” translates to “Round Hooks.”

While the obvious fly tying styles are disappearing us continental types are picking up everything ignored or … gasp … foreign, for dirt cheap.

I’ve compiled a list of some of the sweeter flavors available, but as sizes are starting to disappear it’s entirely first come first serve.

Mustad 234B, Hamecons Irlandais 234B

  • Premiere Qualite = Premier Quality
  • Noirs a anneau   = Black Ring (Japanned finish, Ring eye)
  • Tige courte         = Short Shank (at least 2X short)
  • Renforces           = Reinforced    (at least 2X strong)
  • This is a KIRBED hook
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    234B I’ve already burned through a couple of boxes of these gems, tying both Czech nymphs and Shad flies. I’m using the #4’s for a hook that looks like a #6 – hence it’s at least 2X short. I bend down the last quarter of the shank about 10° and it becomes a Czech nymph hook, yet has appropriate extra-strong to go with a fly that is fished amid  snags and rocks.

    The hook is unforged, so if you don’t like the offset point, bend it back. It’s already twice as strong as the weak Czech wire and you’ll sacrifice nothing in reliability.

    Note: It’s only safe to bend an unforged hook, forged wire is much more brittle and is weakened considerably.

    The Hamecons Irlandais 267B is the same hook but with normal wire and bronze finish. It is also a Kirbed hook.

    Mustad 91300 Mustad 91300 – Superb fine wire Bass Popper hook, with no takers due to the zig zag in the shank. The eBAY audience either doesn’t recognize what to do with it, or doesn’t fish Bass – and you get 500 for $0.99.

    Just cut hobby foam into the right shape, slit it down the side, slide it over the shank and throw some rubber cement into the “slice” to hold everything together … add a pinch of saddle hackle and marabou, and you’re done.

    4450 Mustad 4450 – A nice Mustad 9671 or Tiemco 3769 substitute. Unforged Model Perfect bend, ring eye, looks like about a 2X long shank (although it doesn’t say as much).

    I am a huge fan of ring eyed nymph hooks and despaired that my vanishing supply was all I was ever to see . Now I’m covered for the next couple of decades, including both even and odd sizes.

    No physical reason for “ring-eyed versus down-eyed” – I just like ‘em.

    Mustad 9143 The crowd is wise to the Mustad 9143 Dry Fly hook now – but not before I scored a couple thousand for $0.99 per thousand. Offered in the thousand-pack in size 16, and in boxes for size 18 and 20.

    This is a Redditch scale hook and is much smaller than the training-wheels 94840 (Tiemco 100) standard. Recent fly tiers would call the #16 a #18 – so allow for the size difference if you’re used to Tiemco’s or any current dry fly offering.

    57552 What the crowd doesn’t know is the Hamecons-Ronds 57552 is even better than the 9143, and available in the odd sizes which will make less of a size difference than a full even number. I stocked up on the #15’s as it is a superb size for my fishing.

    For a great nymph hook, look at the Mustad-Limerick 31250. It’s a 3906B lookalike with a Limerick bend, and most of the small sizes were available.

    Mustad 31250 There’s not too many sizes left of the Mustad 3116A, but there are plenty of size 9 and size 2 left. This was my favorite, 2X strong, down eye, Limerick bend, short shank, equipped with needles for points. Absolutely bestial sharpness. All of my Shad flies are being swapped to this iron immediately. Good strong steelhead and salmon hook, strong enough for big Carp – and was available in all the even and odd sizes until I saw them.

    For the light wire long shank dry fly, it’s Christmas. There’s a beautiful long shank, fine wire, dry fly hook in the perfect sizes for stonefly dries and big October Caddis. It’s the Mustad 32800, and there’s nothing like it on the current market.

    There’s also the occasional 4x Strong or 3X Strong (Mustad 802) hook that have been unavailable for years. Those old codgers in “Rivers of a Lost Coast” have secrets – one of them was to downsize the fly in bright, clear conditions. A 20lb salmon on a contemporary #8 may be ridiculous, but those old hooks with 3X-4X strong attribute were something special.

    The rest is up to your avaricious nature. I don’t cover too many subjects a second time, but these are extraordinary prices and will not happen again.

    Tags: Mustad hooks, Harlee Rod, long shank, short shank, extra strong, salmon, steelhead, fly tying materials, bulk fly tying hooks, Tiemco, October Caddis, popper hooks, eBAY deals,

    The Top 10 Undiscovered Secrets of Tiger Woods

    Forbes Magazine has the golfing community in an uproar after it dared  publish the Top 10 PGA holes that contain Monster Bass. I was a bit perplexed at the ferocious response by golf’s governing entity, as almost every major publication has already exposed Tiger’s favorite 10 holes …

    … and as “Chee-tah” doesn’t play public courses it’s a surefire course lifelist for them as ply both crafts.

    … he usually returns to the hole in the late afternoon, when most golfers have left the course. He slings casts right from the green. "There are some huge bass in that pond," he says. And there’s plenty of room for your backcast.

    There’ll be plenty of incensed blue bloods with gendarmes at their beck and call, but it would make a hell of an alternative fly fishing video, what with the face paint, tallboys, and enraged patrons wearing plaid.

    The Blue Monster

    – via Forbes Magazine (click on the above to see the Top 10)

    Baird is part of an unofficial PGA Tour fishing club, a group of players that brings along both rods and clubs to tournaments. The water hazards they avoid during competitive rounds? With rod in hand, those ponds and creeks transform into fishing sweet spots. Many courses in the country frown upon fishing the hazards, but look the other way when it comes to Tour pros. At Sawgrass, only Tour players are allowed to fish.

    … legally, perhaps. But the half dozen lawsuits filed by Trout Unlimited, whose board members actually want to play there, but aren’t rich enough, will blaze the trail for the rest of us more pedestrian fishermen.

    We’ll be quiet as church mice, and apologize profusely if some predatory heavy-gutted Largemouth decides to tail walk through the lilies and fetch both our fly and that errant tee shot.

    Tags: PGA golf fishing, black bass, Tiger’s favorite 10 holes, golfing, Trout Unlimited, Tiger Woods

    We can put Blue Chatterer back on the menu

    The problem is our long relationship. How after a thousand posts of pure honesty steeped in total avarice, wherein I’ve revealed my lust for the illegal and exotic – and hoard vast quantities of brightly colored feathers just so I can count them each evening …

    … and despite the innocence of my expression and complete apologies to both victim and society, I’d be spread-eagled imploring you to confirm my good character with the warden, and you’d be insisting I get “tased” a second time.

    I’m being cavity searched and your only concern is whether there’s a post for tomorrow … and calling ourselves “Pals” would be stretching it some.

    Don't try this at home 

    But it’s true – and purely an accident.  The local field mice and I were warring over the use of my attic as a means to confound the local falcon population, and while I didn’t mind sharing  – the late night carousing was irritating, and the final straw occurred when the little well-fed SOB’s started using the plumbing for gymnastics and weight training.

    I went DEFCON 3 and trimmed the population nicely. Nights are now blissful and sleep uninterrupted, yet I left one trap on the roof (where all the kills were sourced) just to make sure I’d cleansed the gene pool. It vanished without a trace.

    I found it this weekend while yanking out the tall grass, I’d winged the poor Jay and with trap attached the local cats took care of the rest …

    Honest.

    If I’d known potential fly tying supplies shared a yen for raisins, I’d have deployed both traps and Punji sticks to nail that roosting Peacock from last year.

    Tags: California Jay, rat trap, blue chatterer, fish & game, taser, some friends, field mice, fly tying materials, blue chatterer

    Before we knew everything – we knew nothing at all

    A rare, quiet commentary on the sport free of the chest-pounding neo-warrior us-versus-everybody-else extremism.

    Is it possible that with all our efforts to stratify “cool guys” from mere fishermen, and despite all the pressures from gear mongers and advertising, that somewhere back in our collective psyche exists a tie that binds us all forever?

    You don’t have to admit anything – and can watch this short piece in the privacy of your own Fortress of Solitude, but if you’re daubing a tear at the scenery and message – you may be just like the rest of us.

    Tags: Henry Harrison, fly fishing video, us-versus-everybody-else, extremism, fly fishing

    Responsibility wins another weekend skirmish

    Didn’t have any time this weekend for the the genteel sports. Mostly it was me racing against thick clouds to insert a vegetable patch before the next storm series.

    Copper and Watermelon

    I got basil, tomatoes, and cucumbers all squared away, which will be a fine accompaniment to my aging noodle soup stash and the mercury laden fish of the local creek – should Europe default and we plunge back into the abyss.

    Peacock and Lime

    Blisters and typing are awkward, likewise for fly tying – but I was able to pay homage to more shad flies once nightfall pulled me away from honest work.

    Magenta and Peacock

    I promise to be less burdened shortly.

    Tags: Shad flies, vegetable garden, fly tying

    Storage Issues

    Medium Ginger nymphLooking at all those little packs of dubbing and gauging capacity were I to wad them into a single container. Nearby are the zip loc bags groaning under the stress of a couple ounces of custom dyed, blended, or curried fur …

    The catalog offers either the 64 ounce or the 128 ounce size, nicely uniform containers that would bring some much needed order to my burgeoning collection of fur.

    I opted for the 64’s – and it looks more like the 128’s would have been the better choice …

    Tags: fly tying dubbing, dubbing storage, medium ginger dubbing

    It’s like Jesus hisself goes fishing, only better

    No, I don’t expect you to understand the attraction, being a San Francisco native  and growing up in the halcyon days of local football imparts a special reverence.

    I don’t want to go fishing with Roger Craig, I want to have his Love Child.”

    In or out of wedlock, it don’t matter…

    Now that he’s the latest host with a fishing show on World Fishing Network, I may have to buy a TV – or cable, or both.

    As the rest of the civilized world was helpless cannon fodder for nearly a decade, the quartet of Jerry Rice, Joe Montana, Bill Walsh, and Roger Craig, became deities to us locals, especially so as the hated Oakland Raiders had been to the Show, and we hadn’t.

    Five Superbowls later we annexed Oakland, because we felt like it.

    Them as suffered and still hold a grudge can “hook up with Mariko Azumi” – and forswear the legendary 49’er running back for the giggle-bikini action, but it’s a poor surrogate for us bitchslapping your football team for the better part of ten years.

     

    Just a taste of Roger Craig against the hated “Lambs”, they had Erik Dickerson and we had Roger, and the entire city would close down quietly as the lights of Candlestick flickered on.

    I had a front row seat to something really special.

    Tags: Roger Craig, San Francisco 49er’s, Hall of Fame running back, high stepping, World Fishing Network, San Francisco, they were Gods

    Decontaminating your waders will take more than 409

    Eleven feet of fly eating awesomeness It’s one very poor argument for nuclear power. While biologists pump steroids into trout eggs to boost muscle mass, it might be simpler just to use the hatchery pond as the coolant for a small nuclear reactor …

    Some five years ago the Russian nuclear attack submarine Komsomolets sank in the Norwegian Sea. The event caused consternation in the Soviet Navy, high interest in NATO maritime and intelligence circles, and apprehension among environmentalists. This concern arose particularly in Norway, for the submarine’s broken hull holds two nuclear reactors and at least two torpedoes with nuclear warheads containing plutonium, one of the most toxic substances known to man. Since the sinking, Russian authorities have elicited to an unprecedented degree scientific assistance from other countries and used remote sensors and minisubmersibles to find Komsomolets, measure radiation leakage, and assess the stability of the wreck.

    – via the Central Intelligence Agency

    Recently some Norwegian fellow spies an 11 foot long herring off his coast, which is a smidge over the traditional size – and likely to trigger a storm of protest from the fly fishing purists …

    … mostly because it was already dead, he landed it by hand, and none of us can decide whether that’s dry or wet…

    Tags: Komsomolets maritime disaster, oarfish, plutonium enhanced biological yummy

    He’ll dismiss Poppa as an Anachronism

    The arid Pristine shall rise anew The good news is the fish will be larger, more colorful, and more numerous – the bad news is your trout and salmon days are theoretically numbered.

    The scientists studied populations of young salmon and trout in the River Wye in Wales, traditionally one of the UK’s best angling rivers. Professor Steve Ormerod and colleagues from the Cardiff School of Biosciences found salmon numbers fell by 50% and trout numbers by 67% between 1985 and 2004 – even though the river itself became cleaner.

    The fish were hit hardest following hot, dry summers such as 1990, 2000 and 2003. The results suggest that warmer water and lower river levels combine to affect both species. As both trout and salmon favour cool water, they face potentially major problems if climate warming continues as expected in the next two to three decades.

    – via Science Daily

    But you’ve plenty of time to act. When your kiddies curl their lower lip at that steaming salmon fillet Ma has cooked perfectly, rather than launch the all-too-familiar argument about how you was glad to get bread and milk after working all day threshing wheat – now you can opt for the low and away pitch …

    You ungrateful little Snot, there won’t be any on your kids table – your Nintendo warmed the Earth’s crust – and they up and died …”

    … and when he recovers from shock and snarls a sullen and defiant, “So..” – then you can hit him.

    Al Gore says it’s okay.

    Warmer water will bring all new aquatic foliage, new bugs – and we’ll pout and pound our chests over invasives, banning everything from garbage bags to bare feet, never seeing the larger picture – that of an entire ecosystem under evolution.

    Carp and suckers will frolic in what remains of the heavy forest, they’ll be bigger and meaner and much tougher to catch, but all the pansies will have stopped buying their fishing license by then – and the Arid Pristine will rise anew.

    … and one day your child now mature, will call his Poppa to invite him fishing and wonder why the fat old bastard hung up in a huff. It’ll give him but a moment’s pause – as he jumps into the car for the pre-dawn exodus, knowing they’ve rotenoned the entire Upper Sacramento and replanted the native Koi.

    Tags: Climate change, wader ban, carp, rough fish, fly fishing, ecosystem evolution, Al Gore, trout, salmon