Visions of me and Rachel Ray, the soft tinkle of fine crystal and a dusty carafe of aged spirits – small-talking our way through the commercial break …
The book signings, the adoring fans, followed by the reality show and ample syndication stream.
Instead I’m spiraling back to earth as another blogger has unveiled the “Ultimate Brownliner Cookbook”, without so much as a mention of the proper rinse cycle for Mercury abatement, or a simple descriptive on rendering toxic algae bloom less so.
While I can’t say “E.V.O.O” with a straight face, our dishwasher repertoire includes liberal applications of “TCG” lozenges to rid our prey of that cloying muddy taste.
Tags: dishwasher cuisine, fish recipes, brownliner sterile, Rachel Ray, EVOO
You’re really scaring me, now. I can understand a crush on Rachel Ray (she’s cute and she can cook.). But, cooking where I wash my baseball hat? Only after running the autoclave cycle!
Dude. Not even remotely funny… or was it supposed to be?