Monthly Archives: February 2010

They rattle around in the box when startled

They are easily startled It didn’t work back in the Sixties, when J. Edgar and his G-Men encouraged academics to rename the lowly “Egbert Carp” to “Grass Carp” as it’s known today.

The conservatives figured it would end the Hippy movement, with the participants lulled into toking away on a bowl of fish spleen …

… it didn’t work too well. Mainly because the Egbert was tough to keep lit, and even if you removed the scales it was awful harsh …

Louisiana figures they can handle their Asian Carp issue by promoting the culinary aspects of this mighty gamefish, and rechristening it the “Silverfin.”

Them Southern boys know a thing or two. While the Yankee states fight each other is court – allowing the gleaming hordes of Carp unfettered access to the Great Lakes, Louisiana will be fighting to the last Man with what it does best, deep fry.

Louisiana is known for its food, Parola said. So rather than poisoning the fish to get rid of them like northern states have done, wildlife officials are opting to make them an appetizing meal.

With one of the highest obesity rates in the lower 48, they’ve got a better than average chance of winning, but “Silverfin” is a bit on the flowery side, and doesn’t embody gluttony the way that, “Buffalo Winged Frying Fish” might.

… and with McDonald’s carefully monitoring the trend, if the steam reconstituted, mechanically seperated,  Asian Carp is indistinguishable from the Chicken McNoogie – it’s game over for our shy silver visitor.

Tags: Asian Carp, McDonald’s, Louisiana, deep fry, Silverfin, obesity, J. Edgar Hoover, Grass Carp, don’t Bogart that Carp, Yankee

Secret Flies of the Czech and Slovak Fly-Tiers, an encyclopedia of Czech Nymphing patterns

There’s little doubt I prefer the technical references to the feel-good fly fishing memoir, both have their proper place, but when I reach for text I want a question answered, skills increased, or broader knowledge of an unfamiliar yet burgeoning subject.

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Czech nymphing has  fascinated me for a variety of reasons. It’s the “Cinderella” story mostly; small team emerges to dominate traditional fly fishing competition, remains virtually unbeatable in successive years, and the rest of the angling planet alternately “pooh-pooh’s” their meat oriented fishing style, while desperately begging for similar tackle from domestic makers.

Despite their monopoly of the long light rod, the resurgence of the multiple fly rig, coiled Stren indicators, and 24-30 foot leaders, scud hooks, and the preformed lead inlay – what sets the Czech nymph apart from most fly styles is their elegant blend of color and precise imitation.

Quite simply, they have incorporated the finer elements of attractors, yet have retained the shape and styles consistent with our modern realistic imitations.

… and as a reformed whore former commercial fly tier, tying many hundreds of drab dull flies can be onerous. A hint of sparkle or color is just enough to make that chair less hard ….

“Secret Flies of the Czech and Slovak Fly-Tiers” is a pattern encyclopedia featuring twenty one current or former Czech competitors and nearly 350 of their favorite flies.  There is very little preamble and almost no text. Each tier gives a brief explanation of past accomplishments on the World stage, and presents a dozen or more of his favorite flies. Both the patterns and text are in Czech – which is translated into English as a footnote to each pattern.

It’s the largest single compendium of Czech patterns that I’ve seen to date, and provides a glimpse of enough Caddis nymphs, wet flies, and streamers, for you to realize those elements common to all the featured flies.

Like color. Neither Rhycophilia nor Brachycentrus feature a tricolor abdomen highlighted by orange seal, but you’d still welcome a couple dozen in your fly box.

Many countries have a long history of colorful attractor flies, gradually slipping from prominence due to gleaming newer flies and the synthetics they contain. Scientific angling still holds sway, and colors our perception of what’s fishy and what’s not.

… and while we fiddle with knotted legs and precision, some Eastern Bloc kindred spirit adds a dab of maroon seal to his Olive Caddis and eats our competitive lunch …

Czech patterns and fishing style is slowly entering our mainstream arsenal, almost like Spey rods – which we held at arm’s length for a couple hundred years, then claim we invented them …

But the typical Czech nymph tied by American fly tier’s is missing the delicate profile of the european original. As many of the featured flies in the book portray, the authentic flies feature a double-tapered body – lightly tapered body, thick middle, and tapered front. It’s a trifling detail for most, but lends itself to a couple fortnights of inspired tying – especially for those fellows willing to order the book from Europe to learn more …

 Milo Janus's Green Bobesh

The above photo shows a representative fly pattern, its translation, and scant narrative. 

While the photographs are detailed and quite excellent, this book is for an accomplished tier – one that can reproduce the pattern from a glimpse of a single photo …

… AND … knows enough of European materials (both hooks and synthetics) to make the appropriate substitution. Unfortunately, Wapsi and Umpqua are only known to the US, and many common synthetics like the vinyl/latex back may have a different vendor and therefore a different vended name for their product.

They’ll be cited in the translation but you may have to do a little leg work to verify your pet flavor of vinyl is appropriate.

Most of the hooks referenced are Skalka, Knapek, and Maruto. You can substitute similar hooks if you’re familiar with those makers and their models. US vendors like the Blue Quill Angler carry both the Skalka and Knapek competition hooks – and they’re not cheap.

All of these materials can be purchased at Czechnymph.com which was the source of the book, as I could not find it available anywhere in the United States.

In short, an advanced fly tying pattern encyclopedia – absent fishing techniques or step by step illustrations, requiring significant knowledge on the part of the reader – and containing about 350 patterns of Czech-Slovak origin.

As I’ve seen few Czech nymphing books contain this many patterns, I’d think it would be considered singular in that respect.

Full Disclosure: I paid 779.3 CZK for the book, with shipping it was about $42 retail. (changes in world currency are daily)

Tags: Czechnymph.com, Milo Janus, Skalka hooks, Knapek hooks, Maruto hooks, Blue Quill Angler, Secret Flies of the Czech and Slovak Fly-Tiers, fly tying pattern reference, Czech nymphing, Caddis

Dip the important stuff but once and you’re proofed against all invasives

Just a few stray electrons, I feel fine

With the promise of but a single day of sunshine between storms and with most of next season’s flies already completed, I had a fast closing window of opportunity, and took it.

Some prefer soaking in pricey venues with mud bathes and mineral springs, instead I uncrated all of my wading finery to launder – in the soothing and heated waters of an atomic forebay. Proofing me of New Zealand Mud Snails, Mussels, Asian Carp spawn and anything else that climbed aboard unnoticed.

It’s the root of my immunity to the lingering pestilence of brown water, how I can tighten knots with my teeth and expose my soft posterior to flesh eating disease, Ecoli, and submerged barbed wire.

… and now you know. The white blotches in the above photo testimony of the relentlessness of excited electrons that find the smallest recesses in felt soles and laced uppers – leaving enough residual radiation to keep the surfaces sterile for the season.

… ditto for me. I’m content with someone else’s bloodline relieving your darling of his lunch money.

Kelvin lands a nice one

Kelvin and I hopped fence and spent the afternoon lolling in the steaming current. Me testing how many kilorads Marabou can withstand before losing its supple, and Kelvin watching the waterline of his float tube until the seam actually blew.

We managed only a single fish between us, shown above … It started as a Rainbow trout, but like most of the larger fish, loses it’s genetic distinctness after the m-RNA becomes corrupt.

Sun on my cheek, something I haven’t felt in many weeks, and won’t (hopefully) for many more.

Tags: fly fishing, nuclear power plant, rainbow trout, marabou, subatomic particles, mud snails, mussels, invasive species