I want to call him Wil E. Coyote – what with tiptoeing around a couple thousand pounds of hungry bear to snatch dinner …

There’s a slim chance you could train a black Labrador to do something similar. It would at least give the worthless flea-bit lump a chance to earn his keep in between bird outings.

Explaining how your “secret fly” was irresistible to migrating fish may cause you a momentary pang of guilt, but that would pass quickly.

… just make sure the Milkbone supply never runs out, he’d sell you out for a stomach rub …

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