Now what are you quibbling about? You get her name and number – and that of her legal counsel, guaranteed.

… you thought it was going to happen differently. Some sultry pose, and a husky voiced welcome from a sunny and secluded spot on the bank.

Nope. She was jacked into her IPod and stood up to remove her top, when you … crashed and burned.

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