Some fellow is out there fishing for me

Fake roadkill prank It was a bad idea to mention road kill as “a virtually untapped source of quality fly tying materials”. It’s risky enough pulling a barely controllable broadslide in traffic – what with the risk to life and limb coupled with all the cell phone calls I interrupt …

Now some sick SOB is gunning for me. It wouldn’t be so bad if he had better taste in synthetics.

Monkey is enough to make me perk up as I whizz by – but a couple of brightly colored stiffy parrots would induce a panic stop.

Tags: Cockeyed.com, fake road kill, fly tying materials, panic stop

 

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