It’s the invention destined to make Catch and Release agreeable to the most hardened killer

Take a proud and noble prey and reduce it to a “turd” of shapeless fish flesh? The Wunder Boner is the greatest argument for catch and release ever devised…

Not even McDonalds has the nerve to display how a Fillet of Fish sandwich is made – with good reason, it’s liable to be as photogenic and noisy as pressure extruding a carp through a garden hose.

Freshly imbued with your day-long coaching of Wood’s Lore and sportsmanship – your proud child offers Mom the stringer, only to see them mashed into the cutting board as a sodden lump of flesh?

Why not just step on them first … and tell me you gutted the thing, or is that Sushi roll already stuffed?

12 thoughts on “It’s the invention destined to make Catch and Release agreeable to the most hardened killer

  1. Jean-Paul Lipton

    First off, KB you have WAY too much time on your hands.

    Second, I love the disclaimer, “fish should be dead 6 hours before deboning”. Nothing like rotten fish to fry up.

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