I think I’ve been outed … as I had the choice of painstakingly researching today’s post or scoring free food. You guy’s lost – but that holds for the bulk of my work..
A.Wannabe.Travelwriter lured some unsuspecting landowner into thinking we represented a charitable organization, and they gave us pillaging rights to all the Black Mission Figs we could carry.
That’s not true, but embellishment always makes for a better story.
I read somewhere that a landscape shot leading a fishing article meant the guy didn’t catch anything – I use big fish pictures to draw your attention away from me scaling your back fence ..
This is a fat kid’s blog, masquerading as a fly fishing site. It’s revenge for picking me last on every sports team you captained in High School …
You ever wonder why we always have to do everything the hard way? Every trip is a memory exercise where the thousand things you need have to be rediscovered in every dark cranny of the house – then piled in the living room so you’ll remember to take them with you.
A couple of low wattage solar panels on the roof – a handful of quarters, and every nuance in fish mood, and every hatch countered.
Why not sandwich one of these between the Porta-Potties in the parking lot? You could make it eco-friendly by skipping the Plasticine container – just dump what’s owed you into your palm.
How many #16 Light Cahill’s do you think it’ll hold – and can that possibly be exhausted in a season?
So what are you going to do with all of those figs? Dry them? Jam? Add them to your garlic & cigar butt concoction?
Eat as many fresh as is possible – then take up the lady-at-work’s offer of fresh fig newtons – delivered warm to my porcine self.
Figs are a natural laxative. Anyone going fishing with this guy is looking for trouble.
That’s all I’m saying here.
I was thinking the same thing. It’s a disturbing image, so thanks for your confirmation. I need to drink some liquor now and make it go away.
I’m being lectured by a fellow that mixes cole slaw and chili then adds mustard?
I’m not the fellow doing the binge, under the weather, binge … thing.