It’s like realizing the President of the United States is standing next to you – as you struggle to pull your hands out of your pockets to shake his hand, the suddenness of it all disengages your frontal lobe..

When you wake up in jail, and they remove the Secret Service arsenal from your various orifices – you realize what you did wasn’t such a good idea, and you didn’t vote for him anyway’s.

Having them hands in plain sight would have been a better opening move…

That’s not the rubber prop from “Jaws” – that’s the real deal, a massive meat eating engine chummed to the boat with blood bait.

That scientist has forgotten all about Shark vision and how with eyes mounted on the sides, they’ll strike sideways – as they have poor vision to the front. A couple of fingers wiggling in the periphery, and he’s a statistic.

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