Teased unmercifully by an erstwhile pal? Sand kicked in your sandwich by an inebriated yet lucky in-law? Itching for a chance to get even? Just fade back out of eyesight and loose the “Osprey Kite” – guaranteed to put down every feeding fish within a city block.
Especially effective on those “obligatory” trips – where you’re forced to compromise the sanctity of your beloved sport by showing in-laws a good time. If your flies are being pillaged by relatives possessed by the Devil’s Luck, here’s a chance to score some payback, watch gleefully as the river becomes devoid of all life.
An effective tool at clearing your favorite riffle of interlopers, tie it off on a tree branch and return later for a blissful and solitary angling experience.
Will not work on beer drinking teenagers intent on reproduction.
This possessed relative can READ and cannot believe he is related to you. I didn’t mean to get sand in your Hardy’s drag after I “tipped” your rod in the car door. Geez!
Hell, I forgave you for that a long time ago, it’s the other four rods you busted that require blood vengance, Bro.
It’s never pretty when family turns on itself.
Considering the genetic material I had to work with I did pretty good, the same cannot be said of the rest of the brood – all he got was the looks and the brains.