Singlebarbed has always led the charge on cutting edge technology, willing to suffer the slings and arrows of the path less traveled, allowing readers to giggle at my inevitable pratfall.

“My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots.“

That gives me 42 years to toast six or seven relationships, due to fishing addiction, and what little cash alimony has spared me may be enough for a down payment on a 2050 Toyota “Galatea” – with the Jessica Alba physique, the Ann Margaret voice, and the Kate Beckensale suspension.

Naturally the MSNBC article dwells a great deal on the mechanics of consummating the relationship, while significant it’s best I avoid that issue entirely..

She’s waterproof and programmed with every David Lee Roth Van Halen album, she can carry a full keg of beer (iced)  and retrieves all snagged flies with a giggle. Real women will be intensely jealous and require her to bunk in the garage, but as I’ll be 90, I’m no longer attracted to anything my age – despite the advances of science. “Grandma” can leave in a huff, while “Galatea” and me do Jello Shooters.

I’m just wondering how much the sonar package runs…