“Halving my gruel ration” is pretty sacred stuff for us portly types. It’s like hearing the “Defcon 4” klaxon echoing through Cheyenne Mountain, requiring instantaneous response.
…that’s OK, this was what TC was going to unwrap for Christmas, a genuine bamboo monitor, with matching bamboo mouse.
Now I’m thinking the rubber dogdoo or the inflatable fish bladder is the appropriate gift, that’ll teach him to mess with fat guys.
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Tormenting? Hell, I write for a living — there’s nothing you can do that a client hasn’t already done far, far better…
I like the comment Tom, but don’t you think it needs more sex?
(Blue Pencil)
Try it again.