Monthly Archives: November 2007

I get 5% more distance, and 35% less fingertip – not a fair trade

I’ve been pounding the Sharkskin line over a month now, and lately it has been giving better than it’s receiving. Buyers need to understand this line bites, and I’m not kidding.

Another quality rope burn compliments of Sharkskin

This is my “trigger” finger after 5 hours of nymphing. Nothing heavy, just 300 minutes of stripping running line across my now tender flesh.

It’s a first class rope burn, painful enough so that you’d grimace if you needed to keep fishing – and would juggle the line onto other fingers to lessen the pain.

I haven’t seen any mention of this phenomenon in their advertising, but the 3M engineers are very much aware of the issue.

It is hard on fingers though, in applications that require a lot of casting and stripping. We recommend finger protection…

The idea of wearing protection on my trigger finger defeats the purpose entirely. The line is draped on that finger so I feel the slightest tap and can react with a hook set. After 300 minutes fishing, I’m liable to yell when I set hook, but it won’t be “Fish On” – more like “F**k Me!”

Bad idea, but great for the makers of “Phone Fingers” – they should sell snot out of the product as a result.

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Singlebarbed as Charismatic, our Grape Koolaid is made from Creek water

Kelvin occupied with a local residentIt’s over now, another Singlebarbed reader has got the “pooty” on him, and while the Brownline stain may come off his waders with a little soap, his soul is another story.

This is Kelvin, Singlebarbed reader, former Blueliner and aficionado of the pristine reaches of Lassen National Forest, now eschewing his old haunts in favor of a little Pikeminnow love.

I’m feeling a little bit like the Pied Piper and a lot like Jim Jones, somewhere in all of this is a good fringe religion, a Rolls Royce, and a tureen of Grape Koolaid.

Kelvin thinks I’ve been stretching the truth a bit on the crap water angle, as he saw the Little Stinking as something far prettier and cleaner than I had described.

The horse stables hadn’t pumped muck into the creek for a couple of weeks now, and the water was in good shape. The wind was a bit blustery, the dry fly fishing suffered accordingly, and after the rain clouds blew through the fishing started to perk up.

The Fly Fisherman Cover shot

The Carp are still missing in action, and the smallmouth were largely absent, plenty of large Pikeminnow prowling about – they were fixated on the spinners in the water, almost to the exclusion of all else.

Pikeminnow exhibit a strange behavior that I haven’t quite figured out; a half roll while swimming that seems completely out of place. I figured it was the steady diet of toxic waste – kind of like a nervous tic, only the aquatic kind. You’ll see the silvery flash of the flank of the fish as they rotate 90 degrees while swimming.

Initially I thought it was a feeding pattern, but after watching this all morning, I’m not so sure. If I start doing the same maneuver while walking then I’ll know it’s the water…

We covered a couple miles of creek and managed to seduce the occasional fish. The fishing was not spectacular, my guess is the storm that had hit the area the evening before was the culprit.

 Say Hello to my Not So Little Friends

Nothing beats a visible quarry, this is a pod of good sized Pikeminnow that we teased for a bit. The occasional bass added to the parade of fish, most kelvin-hat.jpgwere in the 16-18″ range. These fish are in 4 foot of water and would flee as soon as the fly impacted the surface. Kelvin and I wore them out as they ran from my fly – straight into his – and vice versa. If you can’t catch them, might as well drive them nuts…

Every pilot has to earn his wings, for being a good sport Kelvin was awarded the SingleBarbed “Finger” hat, for some it may be a transition into manhood, mostly it’s for entertainment purposes. Any guy wearing this chapeau, you can point at – then flip off, he got the Brownline on him.

Better read this before it’s recalled

IGFA tippet record? (They don’t test the fish)I may have to recall this post, as it’s getting fashionable to do so.

Most of you have seen the ongoing issues of lead paint in toys, and the numerous recalls that have set the toy industry on its collective ear.

The latest issue with “Aqua Dots” involves the surface coating metabolizing into the “date-rape” drug, gamma-hydroxy-butyrate when ingested.

As a fisherman, and well known for lacking both morals and principals, I’m thinking I may be able to turn this to my advantage. Aqua-Dots are small beads, and bead head flies are wildly popular for all species of gamefish, what better than to slap a couple on a hook shank and go for a IGFA tippet record?

I’m assuming that if a 420 lb Blue Marlin eats enough of these, he’ll be docile as hell and may even swim towards the boat to be petted. 4 lb test may be enough to land this drugged beast, with me the “toast of the Florida Panhandle” as a result.

I’m a sick man – but you knew that already.

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Florida backpedals from water pact

Water is the “cause celebre” for the Singlebarbed editorial staff, and keeping an eye on the tenuous arrangement unfolding in Georgia (as a precursor to what we all may experience), suggests the issue may be headed for the courts.

A tentative arrangement brokered by the Bush administration, between Georgia, Florida, and Alabama, looks like it may unravel:

In a letter to federal officials, Florida‘s environmental protection chief said the state opposes an arrangement announced in Washington last week under which the Army Corps of Engineers would cut river flows into Florida and Alabama in order to capture more water for Georgia.

The river reductions would cause a “catastrophic collapse of the oyster industry in Apalachicola Bay” and “displace the entire economy of the Bay region,” wrote Michael Sole, secretary of the Florida Department of Environmental Protection.

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist raised no such objections at a news conference in Washington last week, where Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne hailed the governors for coming together as good neighbors.

Under the newly brokered agreement, the Army Corp of Engineers would reduce water flows from Lake Lanier by 16%. The extra water would buy Atlanta additional time before it’s taps run dry.

Interesting to note that while “sturgeon and mussels” are oft-mentioned in arguments, it’s people and dollars that get the real coverage. Industry, voters, then environment… not surprising, as we’ve seen this all before.

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I’m eligible but I’ll take the path less traveled

Wii fishing controllerWill that be paper or plastic, Sir?

That “magic moment” happened to me a couple years ago, and in one stroke you’re removed from the ranks of “eligible bachelors” and inserted in your rightful place, “old middle aged guys.”

Watching my peers fight it off is a bit expected and mostly comical; the endless parade of fast two seater convertibles, the “Grecian Formula” gambit, and Botox everything.

It gets a bit scary listening to two erstwhile “normal” guys talking about “mango-aloe-tofu” face peels, but this is California – so I take it in stride.

I’m tempted to interject, “Guys, Botox your gut, ’cause even if the 19 year old’s are giving it away, they still hate fat, balding guys with sweaty palms…” – but I don’t, I pretend I didn’t notice – pour my coffee, and run like hell.

I’m taking the path less traveled. I’m going to sit at home with the gut flowing comfortably over the belt and pound snot out of virtual fish. Botox might be an option, but I’m thinking I might inject it in my wrist, so I can throw them tight loops, like when I was younger.

Christmas is enroute, and maybe this Wii thing has legs.

I’m scratching my head over the accompanying items; “fishing rope” is obviously fly line, but why would they insist on a 50mm plastic fish?

Is that somehow going to convince me I’m really fishing? If that’s the case, don’t include a damn thing, as most of the time all I catch is a cold. Beat the kids off is more my speed, perhaps torment the cat a bit…

Us fishermen can’t ever look at our sport through the eyes of someone who doesn’t fish, we lost that ability when we got hooked, but it’s times like this that make me wonder…

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Less Mercury in the Delta, unfortunately everything I fish for gargles the stuff

mercury.gifI had to do a double take, I saw “Mercury” and “fish” in the same sentence and it was good news.

Today’s Sacramento Bee has an article reporting the findings from “the largest study ever conducted of mercury contamination in fish from the Bay Delta watershed.”

Biologists sampled more than 2000 fish from 22 species at 69 different fishing spots to gauge the effect of mercury used during the Gold Rush.  During that period nearly 75 million pounds of mercury was released into waterways by miners recovering gold from crushed gold ore. Much of the mercury is still present and continues to wash into the  Sacramento Delta with winter runoff.

The surprising news, according to he study, is that fish in the southern Sacramento-San Joaquin Delta are not carting around as much mercury as researchers expected. This has allowed state health officials to loosen the consumption guidelines for certain fish species caught in the estuary.”

The California Office of Health Hazard Assessment has a long standing advisory urging  children and pregnant women not to eat more than one serving per month of Delta fish. Results of the study will relax the restriction to, “four servings per week of bluegill, catfish, clams, or crayfish, and up to two servings per week of Crappie , Carp, Sucker, or Largemouth, Smallmouth, or Spotted bass.”

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I'll just lie here writhing in pain Naturally I take this to mean a total vindication for Brownlining.

The trouble is I’ll have to backpedal and rename the “Little Stinking” to something much more grandiose. With scientific validation, I can catch carp and crap fish by the ton, and if any “high brow” type takes offense, I can claim, “Yea, well…I can eat as many servings per week as trout.”

It’s akin to the kid that runs home crying to his Poppa because the kid up the streets dad bought a new car. Pop remarks, “tell Johnny, ours is paid for…”

My reverie is interrupted brutally as I glance at the rest of the article, “…largemouth bass and Sacramento Pikeminnow, for some reason, are more likely to carry these high doses than other species.”

I’m guessing the fellow that wrote the article is a SingleBarbed reader, he played me like a fiddle…

Don’t mind me, I’ll just lay here and writhe in pain for a bit.

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"I didn’t know" may not be as good a defense as it once was…

tiplogo It behooves us anglers to do some additional homework, especially when traveling out of state. Seven years ago, six western states created the Interstate Wildlife Violator Compact, which allows convicted poachers to have their hunting or fishing privileges revoked in all member states simultaneously.

Now the compact numbers 26 states, with 10 additional contemplating joining.

Unfamiliarity will not qualify you as a hardened poacher, but I wouldn’t take any chances, especially if you’re planning some much anticipated pilgrimage to Montana or Alaska. Each state exchanges its poacher information and your home state will be notified if you’re convicted out of state. It’s the “Angling Interpol” and it’s snaking it’s way to your doorstep.

Oh, man, it killed me,” said Thurman, of Boise, who missed annual fishing trips this summer to Washington, Oregon and Montana. “It canceled my privilege of going into the mountains, really.”

It’s safe to assume that any fish related to those Mr. Thurman was convicted of snagging were doing somersaults of grief…

What’s unique to this process is the law you violated may not be against the law in your home state. It won’t matter, local authorities will revoke your license just the same.

What’s incumbent on us angling louts is to ensure we pick our fishing buddies carefully, some Brother-In-Law with a “heat on” may be stupid enough to get the both of you in trouble.

It’s one thing to step on my rod while inebriated, we’re blood kin – and I can overlook that…but you get my license suspended for a year, and once free of the courthouse – you’ll sleep with the fishes.

I will apologize profusely to your sister…

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A bit of adventuring, with an equal dose of sore muscles

What draws me to fishing is the ease with which a simple outing turns into an adventure. I’ve read many articles where the author attempts to describe the attraction of fishing, yet most fall short, not for lack of eloquence, there are just too many compelling aspects to the sport.

I was ready for adventure this weekend, the thought that 50 unexplored miles of the Little Stinking remained led me to forswear the areas I had seen for the unexplored area, north of town.

Cross country was the only route, as the sight of working fish would distract me from the long march upstream. I hunkered down and crunched my way through gravel and low scrub, surfacing up near the “Red Truck” stretch, actually the “Red Something” stretch, as I’d seen the blob of color from downstream but had never seen the object itself.

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Some enterprising fellow had built a berm of discarded vehicles and covered them with dirt, it was a homespun flood control effort, but the large “No Trespassing” sign near the vehicles discouraged further investigation. A half dozen carcasses of vintage 50’s Detroit were imbedded in the dirt wall, and it appears the Red Truck will be the next sacrificial offering should flood waters appear.

That was the last sign of humanity I was to see all day, but there was much evidence of beaver activity. Most of the trees were neatly girdled, beaver dams broke the flow every couple of hundred yards, and flattened cattails leading to swampy den entrances were dominate on the banks. The population must be extensive and as humans are few, likely they’re unmolested.

Calibaetis Spinner, Rusty Brown - never seen on the creekThe Little Stinking’s morning spinner fall was in full force, clouds of insects and appreciative fish lying in wait. The creek had become slower and deeper with the change in ecology, and new insects were intermingled with the predominant Trico’s – both Pale Morning Duns and a russet brown Calibaetis added to the blizzard of egg laying mayflies.

I managed to seduce Smallmouth, Largemouth, and Pikeminnow, using #18 and #20 poly spinners. One of the bass I caught appeared to have dirt in his mouth, it proved to be a couple thousand Trico spinners not yet swallowed.  I made one pass through the working fish and kept moving, I wanted to see what else the creek offered.

Fall has it’s own special theme, and even Brownliners pause to watch leaves fall, more likely it was an old guy trying to catch his breath, but every creek offers moments of contemplation, even if the creek is in the Central Valley.

Lower Falls of the Upper StinkingThe “Lower Falls of the Upper Stinking”, at least that’s what I dubbed them, the first evidence of any real in-stream substrate. A clay formation channeled by the current, greasy, and quite hard. Now that I’ve found the “greased bowling ball” equivalent I feel much more at home, one careless misstep and I’ll be properly introduced.

The “Lower Falls” was just an appetizer, above me was white water, real rapids, which virtually guarantees I’m going to go ass over teakettle and be consumed by nostril climbing brain mites…

Me and rapids have an understanding; I will find them attractive, I assume big fish live there, and they’ll repay my fascination with a good soaking. I tip-toed around this stretch warily – then thought better of my cowardice and fished up the center of the cataract.

White water on the Little Stinking

By now I was well past my supply lines, I was guessing maybe 5 miles away from the vehicle by river, and somewhere near 4 miles via overland route. It had taken me 4.5 hours to wander up this far, and the hike back was going to be a lot less fun then this morning’s jaunt.

Above the rapids was another beaver pond, 8 to 10 feet deep, crystal clear, and full of roving smallmouth. I managed to sting a few residents with an array of nymphs and Wooly Buggers, and starting preparing for the long trek out. I noticed I was favoring my finger, after stripping Sharkskin across it all morning it was growing tender – something that I’ll bear in mind.

Deep water and new bugs means bigger fish, while anxious to continue upriver  this may be the upstream limit of foot travel. Microsoft Virtual Earth may illuminate some backroad that’s closer, I’m at a 6 hour round trip and the water keeps looking better the further I travel.

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We ain’t settlers, and this ain’t Dodge City

Dead Pikeminnow

Last week’s series of posts were particularly distressing, a lethal combination of looming drought coupled with enough short sightedness to assure us of less fish next year; add the Trout Underground’s access issue for the Upper Sacramento and McCloud River, and both fish and fishermen are being squeezed from all directions.

There’s little question we’re due for some fundamental change, as even my short life has seen consistent degradation of most of the traditional gamefish.

My question is simple, are we still thinking like settlers, possessed by some silly notion that we can pull up stakes and head West?

Fly fishing includes many more species today than it did when I was young; web sites expound on the thrill of common salt water species, warm water coarse fish, and strange venues like Mongolia or downtown Los Angeles. Those exploits largely fail to make the cover of our mainstream media, but those deeds are as worthy and heroic as any fellow paying $10,000 to catch two salmon.

This is what we’ve got, there isn’t anymore unexplored continents, do we adapt our archaic notion of “quality” or do we wait until someone does that for us?

I am often chided for the “Brownline” angle; fishing for nuisance fish in a contaminated creek. I recognize that I am fishing for “cockroaches” – there is little nobility, no posturing, few groupies, and fewer practitioners. It’s fishing, with the same mixture of victory and despair as a fancy fish clothed in an expensive venue.

It’s unfortunate that even with all the stressors allied against trout, salmon, and all the traditional gamefish – and recognizing that future generations may not have the options that we do, we are still content to ignore Darwinism, and those species that will likely dominate the waterways of the future. 

Yes, it’s a cockroach – it still got me off the couch, out into the woods, and exercising – it has me pondering variables at the tieing bench, and leaves me alternately elated and frustrated when fishing.

Isn’t that the true measure of a gamefish?

The above picture is a 20″ Pikeminnow thrown onto the bank by a fisherman. Pikeminnow are notorious killers of salmon fry, but this fellow didn’t know that, he was merely disappointed that it was a “sucker” rather than a mercury filled bass.

It’s a cockroach and my guess is he felt that he was making room for more desirable species. It’s likely he’s right, but there are a lot of nets between the desirable fish and the river mouth, and multiple dams preventing their re-entry into my little creek, and if one or two were to actually make it, this fellow would be pleased to kill both of them.

Me, I look on this with a dim view. Both Darwin and the press of Humanity are conspiring to rid us of the desirable fish, why not ascribe a little dignity to what remains?

The Ignoble Hoki

Ever seen this unappealing fellow? It’s a Hoki, sometimes called a “Whiting” and it should be very familiar to you. It’s a replacement for Pollock, which replaced Atlantic Cod, which replaced Halibut. It’s likely a cockroach for the 4 star restaurant crowd, but a single US company imports 61 million pounds of it a year. Meet the Fillet O’ Fish sandwich, gentlemen.

Fish Filet Patty:
Pollock or Hoki, bleached wheat flour, water, modified corn starch, yellow corn flour, dextrose, salt, yeast, cellulose gum, natural flavoring (vegetable source). Cooked in partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, (may contain partially hydrogenated soybean oil and/or partially hydrogenated corn oil and/or partially hydrogenated canola oil and/or cottonseed oil and/or sunflower oil and/or corn oil). TBHQ and citric acid added to help preserve freshness. Dimethylpolysiloxane added as an anti-foaming agent.

Change is inevitable both in our sport and elsewhere, and I’m thinking perhaps our value system needs to adjust in lockstep with the environment. I’m not interested in validation, I just want to swing my fly in front of the nose of that waterborne insect, and watch him melt my reel.

When my kids trod the “pooty” water, maybe he’ll remember the pictures and exclaim to his pal, “…when my Dad caught these they were huge.”

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