I may have to recall this post, as it’s getting fashionable to do so.
Most of you have seen the ongoing issues of lead paint in toys, and the numerous recalls that have set the toy industry on its collective ear.
As a fisherman, and well known for lacking both morals and principals, I’m thinking I may be able to turn this to my advantage. Aqua-Dots are small beads, and bead head flies are wildly popular for all species of gamefish, what better than to slap a couple on a hook shank and go for a IGFA tippet record?
I’m assuming that if a 420 lb Blue Marlin eats enough of these, he’ll be docile as hell and may even swim towards the boat to be petted. 4 lb test may be enough to land this drugged beast, with me the “toast of the Florida Panhandle” as a result.
I’m a sick man – but you knew that already.