The only debate that has raged longer than, “..is tying your own cheaper than buying them..” – is the issue of human scent as relates to fishing. I’m reluctant to even mention the issue as it usually sparks a storm of partisans, ending in somebody mentioning someone’s mother in a non flattering tone.

Widely considered the “worst iPhone gadget ever conceived” is the Phone Fingers – ersatz finger condoms for cell phone junkies.

Singlebarbed readers delight in other’s suffering, and are canny enough to realize this instrument may mitigate the Garlic Sauerkraut Tofu & Watermelon sandwich you ate at the picnic table.

Yes, friends, now you won’t transfer that culinary misdeed to your flies.

Fly tiers may have an additional half dozen uses for this monstrosity, as our hammy fingers usually stain the primrose floss required for every Atlantic Salmon Full Dress we attempt.

But wait a week, the stock will likely scream skyward due to this post, grab it on the plunge that follows.

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