On second thought, now might not be such a good time, what with the Preachers wife getting off with a slap on the wrist. It’s akin to the Loreena Bobbitt case, suddenly every guy on the planet wants to snuggle rather than snooze.

Then again, if she is ticklish, you may have found something, as that hackle looks like it will have her in stitches, or you’ll be in stitches – real ones…

You just never know what the Internet will display next, Fishing Earrings, designed for that highly charged romantic moment, in between her falling in, and your getting bit by Black flies.

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