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- A lot has changed since A River Ran Through It
- The Angling Dream Trip and we leave nothing to chance
- Didymo bloom affects California’s Bear River, there’s algae in them there hills
- 9.5% Unemployment and most are fly tiers
- Fishy Kid, Three Months of Summer contest
- Funky, like skateboarding, Gee.
- Given a decade of use, it works out to the price of my license
- Anglers no longer passive in battle against invasive species
- When waist deep in the brown water, it’s all about the antibodies
- It’s the hardest color in the world but only because it isn’t a color at all
- Just toss some leaves and branches over the top and wait for the V8 Hatch
- A better mousetrap is not without cost
- Are you predisposed for fly tying?
- His ringtone the sound of a thousand foraging nightcrawlers
- The Demise of Animal and the rise of the Big Box Small Shop
- Once it can swim 40 miles an hour will we quibble about whether it is a fish or not
- 33% more Golden Pheasant, Free
- Fly fishing and fly tying have always been costly, but can an employee discount replace a misspent youth
- Sure doesn’t sound like guts and entrails
- Some medicine comes with fins
- Introducing the Salmon Pout: Why fly fishing for Carp is the new Purism
- Rod making legend lays off entire workforce
- A River of Champagne Runs Through It
- We’ve always known our wet flies and nymphs were sexy, it was them dry fly fashionistas that never believed us
- I had similar endless questions, and disregard for wise council, only the fly fishing instruction was less perverse
- Tents and pocket lint worse than wading boots
- All those lectures delivered by stern biologists go unheeded after it earns a nickname
- The fly fishing magazines continue to increase, our lunch hour is made whole again
- The California Delta just another victim of conspicuous consumption
- Wherein we celebrate that which lacks spots, and lacks the aloofness that comes with wearing same
- Eastern Brook trout victimized by sloth and indolence
- The Birds and Bees pale in comparison
- Wherein we propose a modification of the 3rd rule of outdoor storytelling
- The solution to an age old angling problem
- It’s not Swisher and Richards, it’s Darwinism
- Fly fishing responsible for Global Warming
- “More function” versus “Less filling” would convince me to lighten my wallet
- I’ll not be alone in the docket, kindred fly tying spirits requested
- When a great fish hook goes bad
- Beats hanging the Puce and Mauve on a male torso
- Matching the Hatch, the forgotten chapters
- Only on the Internet do we find the real advertising gems
- Just little packets of dander
- A special ring of Hell awaits these fellows
- Informal research crystallizes the Invasive Species Issue
- The End of fly fishing as the World has known it
- Labels and reference color hide a rainbow of sins
- Hopefully you’ve got at least nine fingers left
- Dissolved oxygen responsible for aquatic upheaval
- Billions upon Billions served
- Teetering on the brink always brings out the best in us
- I gotta Trout with your name on it Osama
- The Bug died screaming, make sure you imitate that
- I call it four grabs and a welcome asterisk
- Return victorious or return on thy shield
- The Greatest Invention yet to come may be here now
- It’s the wing they’ll eat – all them other parts are inconsequential
- When silhouette is no longer enough
- Nothing like a inflated backrest to bring happiness to a deflated angler
- Something unique to the watershed
- That was then and this is now
- 5.5 Million trout died for your sins
- Fly fishing responsible for the decline in our collective morals
- … and the best fish all to yourself
- A trout’s eye view, minus the assumptions
- I’m less than sensitive to your antiquated notion of dating
- Stifle the Giggles or you’re in Contempt
- Spread of Invasives coincide with the density of Hedge fund Managers, anglers are in the clear
- I don’t remember my vest being wet
- The new austerity and the dawn of the dollar bag
- We’ve been muzzled intentionally
- A bit more diversity than they’re comfortable with …
- Can your shop withstand so much awesome power wielded by unwilling skeptics?
- Who’ll return to the depths nursing something tender
- Hail the returning warriors and their feats of daring
- Ancient Iron Revisited
- The Top 10 Undiscovered Secrets of Tiger Woods
- We can put Blue Chatterer back on the menu
- Before we knew everything – we knew nothing at all
- Responsibility wins another weekend skirmish
- Storage Issues
- It’s like Jesus hisself goes fishing, only better
- Decontaminating your waders will take more than 409
- He’ll dismiss Poppa as an Anachronism
- Is angling cruel, are the fish in pain, does it really matter?
- They eat, so they must be fed
- Fair, Balanced, and completely ignorant of what the poor fellow is talking about
- Dump the Hodgeman stock and short SIMM’s
- Yet another pseudonym for our favorite invasive
- Why your biggest Shad comes early in the season
- Something old meets something new
- Of Wooden ships and Iron Men
- The Brown just got warmer and darker
- One in the pocket is better than two in the bushes
- Anatomy of a spectral blend
- Wanted: One remote control plane buff that rolls his own. Crashes frequently a plus
- Hedge Fund Managers and Wealthy Lodge Owners
- It can leap tall buildings with a single bound – but landing is hell on the points
- Fishing is hard and then you die
- A 20 inch fish on a 17 shank merits an Asterisk
- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers
- Graduate school is out of the question
- Unsuccessful because they were hard to catch
- Well just refine what Mother Nature started
- Obligatory colorful tail picture omitted
- We’ll accept introverts so long as they share their lunch
- Where we stumble across the Good Old Days, and buy a couple of armloads of the stuff
- The giggles die right about the time the fly gets wet
- A fitting end to a “Wedding Cake” Fin Nor
- He didn’t pay attention to the limit either
- Take our turn in the docket
- All superlatives taken with a grain of salt
- Izaak Walton’s ghostly hand crept out of the soil …
- Why Iowa has never been mentioned in the same breath as trophy trout
- The League of Women Voters would decline to host it
- Following my advice was the real mistake
- Happy … something or other
- Thirty five Chickens or a couple boxes of stale Ho-Ho’s
- Thirty Six miles of Maybe
- What sins are hidden away in your life list?
- A Entirely Synthetic Fish, a book by Anders Halvorsen
- Based on the grin alone, it’s fly fishing
- North, East, and South, but the West side is dead
- It could be the “Switch” rod what done it
- That elusive final frontier
- More cubicle fodder
- A little imagination and a gubernatorial Prius to save the day
- We’ve covered our usual haunts and the larder is empty
- Silverfin causes international incident
- Millions of pebble gathering minions slaving on your behalf
- Nobody wants to fish with the Greatest of All Time
- One day the grocery lady will fix you with that steely gaze
- The Fusion fly: Where we expose our ample hindquarters to scorn and levity
- Both of us were out of shape and ill prepared for company
- Eat The Fly , a balanced and nutritious tour of the important finned food groups
- It would’ve taken the angling world by storm
- The dawn of the Boutique fish
- Your Honor, a poor knot doesn’t imply premeditation
- California Bill proposes Chinook as “official state endangered species”
- Fishing’s so good they were jumping in the boat
- DEET replaced by tiny Rubberband?
- The Director turns to you and asks, “fluorocarbon or regular Mono?”
- Them big hammy feet get shod on the cheap
- He gives Cyprinids the Fat Lip
- Sulky Holoshimmer, holographic tinsel by another name
- Another Gender Bending chemical in your drinking water, or are you merely happy to see me
- That’s all I have to say about that
- In light of this startling evidence, is the machine tied fly a myth?
- Lucy pulls the football away at that last critical moment
- New indictments edge closer to Madoff trading desk
- It gets personal when it boils down to Salmon or Danish
- A nine foot AFTMA Pipe bomb
- She’s back – scourged clean and emerald green
- Humanity returns and with it my oft questioned funny bone
- You can use the extra on your underwear
- California’s Water Pirates
- One last bit of upheaval
- The Peanut Butter Sandwich a capable substitute for OJ
- Through the Nyquil Glass, and Darkly
- The Trout Underground Posts Bloggy Mea Culpa
- We’re moving this evening, new web host
- The cure for what ails me
- Server Crash silences lippy pear shaped author
- Possession, tunnel vision, and cheapskate, all the trappings of greatness
- Crash Dummy Trout a boon to the Angling Photographer
- We put the Junk in Junk Food – a Superbowl photo journal
- Figure he outweighs you by 50 pounds before you get all indignant
- The toxic spill that cleans itself
- They rattle around in the box when startled
- Secret Flies of the Czech and Slovak Fly-Tiers, an encyclopedia of Czech Nymphing patterns
- Dip the important stuff but once and you’re proofed against all invasives
- Dame Berners is safe, but damn little else is
- The Dyna-King cement reservoir, it’s either that or enduring a bikini wax
- Little Green fish with antennae is too trite
- So thick you could walk across their backs
- Like a Royal Coachman only with a yellow body …
- Date Error on CA License display
- There’s always some fellow that wants to paint outside the lines
- That was some of the best flying I’ve seen yet, right up to the point where you got killed
- The Karaoke version of Singing in the Rain
- Where we distill the notion of the Young Angler
- Print being Dead, and here is where they buried her
- and The Pale Morning Dun is the tastiest of all
- 50 Years of Science fiction ruined by a single biologist
- The Sixth Finger Roadmap, a Powerpoint presentation filled with dancing frogs
- Nothing like having a chalkstream in your backyard
- Dressed to Kill: Pro the new Tweed and ethics by mail order
- Part 2: The timid fellows guide to dyeing hair
- If it were a book it would be an outdoors romance
- Now you can do the honorable thing, forget it in your car
- The Trout of the future will prefer imitations to natural insects
- Spey > Ferrari
- Asian Carp spawns massive litigation orgy
- Audubon California lectures while they pass the humidor
- By God it’s Wood Duck …
- Part 1: The Timid Fellow’s Guide to Dyeing
- Clean design, modular components, the product I’d like to see
- It might’ve been called the Day of Best Intentions
- A most flagrant violation of a fly fishing reserved word
- Beware white vans carrying Skinheads
- Cal Bird’s Modified distribution wrap, for Monty Montana
- Time to get “heeled” and do your Governor proud
- Dear Red Fat Guy.
- Hexagenia Mayfly responsible for polluting the Great Lakes, Asian Carp rush to the rescue
- You might be a fishing wienie if
- The “woodsy” self versus the thin veneer of civilization
- In the rare case when “inmate” coffee is an asset
- The Privatization of Fish will be a by product
- You’d better hope they’ve got short memories
- Red with Beef, White with Fish, Ripple with a Twinkie
- 109 Seconds to make you an entomological genius, and the toast of the Office XMAS Party
- From the mouths of Babes comes Thread Wisdom
- Singlebarbed Reviews the Ultimate Stocking Stuffer: The New Scientific Angling, Trout and Ultraviolet Vision
- With the aid of a leafy branch you could remove your footprints
- Bears do it, but wolves do it better
- Big on Yarn but even bigger on frugal
- Just one economic uptick away from your Fish mobile
- A series of indignities that influence us even today
- It’s like mascara, color can enhance and detract
- The skies parted, the gods smiled, and you …
- The next Great Fingernail Removal System
- I’m not sure I have to rattle anything
- The Mayfly that moves mountains
- Steely resolve in the face of the Perfect Feather
- Perhaps we can covet an invasive enroute to exploiting it
- A Fly Tying Thanksgiving
- In time for the holidays, Tough As Nails Barbie
- At least the supply of farmed Turkeys is assured
- Part Last – Singlebarbed teaches the beauty secrets of the Shao-Lin Masters
- Genetic Dry fly hackle meets the Vegi-Matic
- Tree trunks and old cars leave a lasting impression on fish
- Smallmouth Bass DNA could be the savior of Angling
- Upstaged by a Frog?
- Madison Avenue doesn’t do Turkey or Football
- Fish Can’t Read, Issue #2 Return of the eZine
- Part 2 – Singlebarbed teaches the fundamentals of fly beauty
- Rivers of a Lost Coast released to DVD
- The Ekich Rotary Bobbin
- Things that dispense noisily that Bears won’t eat
- Sierra Club weighs in on the California Water legislation
- Singlebarbed adds measure of doubt to legal proceedings
- Part 1 – Singlebarbed teaches the fundamentals of fly beauty, and insists you’re catching fishermen mostly
- Panama Canal sees first Atlantic Salmon run
- My binges at the Yarn aisle are still intact, just less successful
- Meet the Savior of the Brown Water, the Oil Spill Gordon
- Twenty Percent less bathing for Californians
- California State Parks, weekday closures commence
- Like Ed Zern said, “To hell with fishing …”
- We mourn our creek by testing the mettle of what our water grew
- Why we’re never consulted on game design
- Did that Mayfly just wing past hawking Taco Bell?
- How to jumpstart a legend
- Will smart gadgets be as fashionable if they’re honest?
- Abducted by aliens makes a better story
- A Pale Shadow of a Man, the rise of the PIRM and his quest for outdoor supremacy
- That 70’s cloth none of us admit to wearing? That shortened your life too
- Tying the Lead Winged Pump Action
- The Prodigal Son Returned, Partridge of Redditch
- Welcome to the Brood Stock
- Where we make like Imelda Marcos and still spend the night on the couch
- We’ve struggled to explain senses we lack, can motion convey both form and identity?
- How to torture both cloth and your dog, and not wear the result
- She got the blind eye and I got the gut
- Nice to know I can buff out my paw prints
- Science proves fishermen aren’t People
- FlyAddicts.com launches with a flourish
- You can all rest easy because I lack offspring
- Saltwater Angler gets a Lemon
- Book Review – Tying Catskill Style Dry Flies
- We’re grinding up more than we’re making
- Art or Advertisement
- The immaculate inhalation
- FTC requires Bloggers daylight vendor relationships and pay for post practices
- If you can cast better than Brad Pitt, here’s your chance
- Columbia River to go Barbless for Salmon and Steelhead
- What’s up, Dawg?
- Now if they could just do something with discarded water bottles
- Angling for a little Swine Flu
- How to extinct the San Juan Worm without half trying
- Another Singlebarbed Science post, mainly because absolutely no one else has the patience
- Plight of the Living Dead – George Romero’s ode to Brownliners
- The Czech Republic lends some sparkle to the mix
- Denied!
- Will the Wooldom conquer our fear of Winter Steelhead?
- Fishouflage, so your kid can wear it to his Prom
- A Triploid World Record Rainbow is so last week
- How a tee shirt becomes a dry fly
- They don’t reproduce as well because of the time spent in front of the mirror
- Tastes like a McNugget but can’t swim
- “Less is More” holds for both writing and hot weather wading
- Lunch Hour fodder: The debut of the FishCantRead eZine
- Singlebarbed debuts the “Sixth Finger” Scissor – Can fly tying be improved by a fellow with mud between his toes?
- Hoki, the other White Meat
- Mel Krieger Dinner and Tribute
- Laundry day on Sporting Creek
- Some fellow is out there fishing for me
- The Wader Cooler, only raises your voice by a couple octaves
- Susan’s Purse Making Caddis, ten toes on the fender
- Wherein we apply the boots to her watery midsection
- Is the Noose tightening on Abel Automatics Inc?
- Mountain Trout, you drove all morning to fish like crazy and opted for the drive thru
- Elk Hair Caddis still don’t tie themselves, something to consider before you call that Malibu halfway house
- Now I understand why everyone south of Maine drinks Dr Pepper
- How they do that is a mystery
- The Pebble Mine is a drop in the bucket to what’s coming
- I might’ve called 60 minutes back but they were awful rude
- Rare three tailed stone fly discovered in Manhattan sewer
- I just need regular rubber, the creek provides the Sticky
- The Meek Shall Inherit once the Strong get eaten
- Hisself admits frailty, acknowledges the ravages of Time and resolves to be meaner
- I always seem to flirt with the terrorism label
- California water districts consider cage match between Quagga Mussel and Black Carp, winner to get citizenship
- High dollar tackle attracts the unwanted element
- Danville’s Monocord discontinued
- Reykjavik Whale Watching, the Old Spice sailor does slasher flick
- Reader’s Digest feels the sting of a war on two fronts
- Little Miss Cutthroat
- Fresh from a town hall debacle, Obama may have been a bit sensitive
- … and the sordid truth will out
- Where I come face to face with the Spider Demon
- Bandals, the next great stride in outdoor wading gear
- The Rose goes in front, Sweetpea
- Nuke them from orbit, Willy-boy!
- Fraser River sockeye run is missing
- Cosmetic surgery for fish could mean an extra Sage for an unscrupulous fellow
- Science reveals who’s eating all the fish, and we’re not surprised
- Is Stretch Magic the Next Great stride in wader repair?
- The Rubix Cubewich, the ultimate in guide lunch sinister
- Singlebarbed says Where’s the Beef – In the absence of hard science are we being railroaded into a felt sole ban that may be a negligible factor?
- Dam tested Mother Nature approved
- Singlebarbed and Rupert Murdoch, fishing in rarified waters
- Simpler just to rub your face in the gut pile
- Infrastructure bailout pits fish against all comers
- Hemlock Dam deconstruction via Webcam
- Happy Anglers and the Prozac Hatch
- John Henry of the Drift boat, snap up the talent when you can
- Trout: stabbed and smacked by insensitive brutes, whose life they save later?
- Singlebarbed’s Gear Review, the Redington RS4 – Rise 5/6
- It’s certainly not a sign of a new Bull market
- Waders Bamboo Rods and Radiator hoses
- Your Tuna Salad resents your liberal use of mayonnaise
- When seven minutes buys you a couple extra decades
- Green Highlander, There can be only One
- The feverish debut of Sporting Creek
- Can you spare some Kleenex, Bro?
- The Asian Carp apparently missed a few
- Fish Can’t Read – but I’m not so sure
- Cartography be damned
- Can’t say as I didn’t earn it
- How Yugoslavia put the adrenaline back in fly tying
- Ice Cream on tap and the Pizza Chopper hovering overhead
- The saga of the Columbian Bounty Killers
- The rise of the legendary angler and the skills commensurate
- Unlike Bell Bottoms this kind of tacky is a good thing
- Where Elvis and the Buzzbait will reign supreme
- The National Park designation isn’t going to save them
- Raised in an artificial environment what did you expect?
- A little scrimshaw will make that tie-dye less attractive
- Oxidation suggests a little caution is warranted
- A long and fishless summer headed my way
- Brutus earns his keep
- It might teach respect, but only if he’s the bait
- The hoary spectre of precise imitation rattles its chains
- Fish like you’ve got a pair
- My public school system only awarded degrees in Modern Chemistry, now the kids get Angling?
- I’ll return to my senses as soon as I get my head out of the oven
- Death Wish XVI: The Stream Why
- Anyone recognize these hindquarters?
- Risky given its connection to cholesterol
- Just a fast trip to spread a little pestilence
- We could call it American Idyll
- Tacky but uniquely qualified
- Head on a swivel and your mind in the present
- Frankenstone, Fly Porn for Brandon
- An open letter to the Trout Underground-Moldy Chum collective fantasy
- Apparently Metrosexual is a niche market too
- We’ll make tequila later, the flies come first
- Will the Real Wild please raise a pectoral
- I unwrapped that Wonka bar and found the last Golden Ticket
- Contains no Transfat, no calories either
- Plows or Pavement, the fish don’t like either
- The biggest Rapala ever?
- Interest in fishing on the rise, but so is the demand for Tartar Sauce
- It’s mostly a California thing
- Salmon = Redwoods
- They’re not too easy to catch, Obese fish are required to keep us all in proportion
- Wookie or Bear, it’s sage council
- Chesterfield’s, Marlboro’s or Doublemint gum, Sir?
- Stranger than fiction, odd fishing laws still on the books
- Making them fearsome Dark Woods less so
- The name on the map doesn’t match the name its earned
- We’ll settle for bionic knees and a right wrist
- The Good News is that the first most powerful voodoo of fishing is at work
- Proper execution of a double Spey could save a life
- .. and if it doesn’t work I can always make a charm bracelet
- It might be a Space Peanut, you never know what tumbles down a gray water cataract
- If I’d only known pushbutton phones I’d have been helpless
- Old School is "Third World" with me the smudged and homeless waif gazing intently at them vittles
- The heavens parted and the fly tying God smiled
- It was kind of discarded, but it certainly wasn’t blue
- She knew the fish would die – and they hung her for it…
- What color wine do you serve with Nintendo?
- Can white be the new black (eye)?
- The next great freshwater gamefish, and we all get to play
- Hooks don’t rust like once thought, but there’s still a bronze lining
- Birds and Bees do it, but nobody raw-dogs Old Faithful
- Cold water, mountain bikes and minimalism
- Perhaps the Pristine is only a memory as well
- Single Tasteless and Artificial Only
- They’re planted but I wouldn’t call them Peanuts
- The similarities end short of the bailout
- I’ll confess to being tempted to try a swallow
- Landing the Mother’s Day Carp
- A two hour movie is all that separates you from Lefty Kreh
- The Creek ends here
- Brownliner decor makes you recession proof?
- I’ll just use up the last of the trout hooks before moving on to the big and shiny
- Michael’s will teach that tawdry strumpet, JoAnne’s a thing or two
- The Trip of a lifetime is how Much?
- Do we really want to split hairs on who’s greener
- It’s the perfect rainy day project, combat premature dubbing loss with Mohair
- It’ll take a better man than me
- … and we do so in full knowledge that it hurts
- Blame Harry not me – I’m just the messenger
- The Flyfish Journal debuts in August
- Technology enables as much devastation as innovation
- Light, composition, and Pink is the new Manly
- Wherein the author eats massive crow and exposes his mincing, Poseur nature to the jeers of an angry throng
- Diverse, fishless, and a sunburn chaser
- Sometimes the smart money observes from a distance, or is that merely sour grapes
- Is the fast action rod etched indelibly on young minds?
- The Oscar for Fly Tying Theatre will be awarded Saturday
- The fly tying equivalent of the One that Got Away?
- Despite what Pop says, I occasionally show some good sense
- The Norman Rockwell thing is a trifle out of date
- They’ll wish they had it, but they’ve got to trod crap to get it
- Like minded friends are nice, but the reward is better
- A tender release and the Darwinian refusal
- Yawn, is that supposed to be .. like .. extreme?
- It’s like Bruce Lee showing the secrets of the ShaoLin, now someone has to die
- Lang’s Auction, the estate of Martin J. Keane
- I think Scarface holds the answer to why Salmon are gone
- The K-2 of fly tying, a solo ascent on dry fly hackle
- OMFG, it’s less than two weeks away
- We are so far behind the technology curve
- Hatches Magazine is looking for the next Theodore Gordon
- Carp worth more per pound than Beluga Caviar?
- It’s the Ocean what done it, and perhaps it’s time we paved that too
- The Systematic approach to Rejection
- The fly tying equivalent of two buck chuck is a three buck flyer
- It’s a commercial fly tier’s dream
- Them or us and Cabela’s picks Them?
- Is a world record Pikeminnow akin to the most Acne from a single candy bar?
- Part 2 of 2 : Is the fly line industry running out of superlatives?
- Me and Ellis Island is tromping stream gravel
- Part 1 of 2: Is the fly line industry running out of superlatives?
- 105 in the shade might be an appropriate proving ground
- You have to read between the lines sometimes
- The missing link discovered and the Olive branch extended
- If we are most of the known killers, why must they die
- My Brook Trout has a first name
- Braided, dammit – not shaken nor stirred
- Can clarity exist in Brown water
- That’ll be a WMD, weapon of Mosquito Destruction
- Will the new frugality reduce the hatchery bonuses paid to anglers?
- First Squirrels now Cats?
- I’d guess we can’t preach any longer
- A green solution to Carp infestation billed as an infrastructure project?
- Backorder is out of the Question
- It’s the Secret Spot known only to Google Earth
- They apparently don’t mind snorting Mayflies
- We’re talking finance, not Fission
- Philoplumes and the shaft after
- Meanwhile you’re pacing impatiently in the living room
- The start of a disturbing trend and it may be time to arm bears
- Extreme Sports, fishing for animal activists
- All those graphite rods have to wind up somewhere’s
- A Silk Purse from a Sow’s Ear
- Why would I look to a social network whose content was created by the antisocial?
- Gnarly and the Chocolate Factory
- Jobs versus jobs may motivate more voters
- Organic drift – Under the protective blanket of darkness there’s plenty of activity
- How to broach the "fly fishing" subject to the significant other without undue suffering
- Blessed Mother of Pasteurization don’t fail me now
- Fly fishing is chemical resistant, even when it may be a boon
- If we’re lucky wading shoes will never be the same
- You can’t beat the fully enclosed propeller
- Despite the cost of hackle, dry fly purism might be on the rise
- Fair and Unbalanced, the ascendancy of Brownline Journalism
- Tore it from his daughter’s fingers no less
- The Golden Mutt, Step by Step
- Adding cream and sugar likely defeats the purpose
- When reality is stranger than fiction
- Government intervention is fashionable, but rarely effective
- Mutt Stonefly detail – no need to fear a little color
- Some set fashion, some follow, others would be wise to wait
- Statistically Sage is a wart on the Shakespeare derriere
- Stoneflies caught doing the nasty chat and you’re a freak for listening
- Are we headed back to the wallet based model
- The Slaw Dog, an hour later and you’re hungry again
- Bogart and Hagar might’ve been on to something
- The Armageddon Scenario, you can’t eat an iPhone
- Leaden skies brings out the surrealist
- Two if by Sea, three if they attack from freshwater
- The fishing will be superb, just knowing the rest of you can’t
- Is there two kinds of cheap
- All Hail the coming of his Flaccid Porcine Awesomeness
- Police identify thief in fancy carp burglary
- A dollar says he stops helping himself to the Precious
- Is the next truly indispensable material a Mutt
- Teach a bird to fish and feed him for a lifetime
- Add "age defying" to a long list of superlatives
- Fishing gets a makeover
- A Yellow Brick Road would be a close second
- Too much information to entrust to a four legged former pal whose loyalties shift with the sound of crinkled cellophane
- Fly Tiers love ancient ritual, which ritual is a harder lesson
- Big slathering mean Dogs with a weakness for Strawberry
- Retail woes continue unabated
- That which will never be spoken in polite company
- Is the garage the only possible venue for wildlife art?
- Nothing makes the fur fly like using the wife’s coffee grinder
- Mix Blue and Brown and it still winds up Muddy
- Hardy and Grey’s reintroduces the glass – carbon composite
- It whispers to me, telling me to do bad things
- Things that make you go, huh?
- The white dinner jacket is optional
- Tweed might itch, so we’ll let you wear Polyester
- Scheherazade is easy. The little black dress is hard.
- It’s his last day of vacation, and a toast is in order
- It’s instinctual to shudder at "feel good" product sites
- Rod company layoffs continue
- Will Taimen be as compelling if we use the other five senses?
- There’s money in them worms
- Names have been changed to protect the guilty
- In your face and worse, in your lifetime
- Add durable to a long list of stellar qualities
- Stupid Pet Owner Tricks
- Part 2: Spey Kung Fu: There’s two kinds of experts, them as can cast – and them as can’t
- Mustad to discontinue the classic standard fly hooks
- Free Willy IV – Willy starves to death and becomes odiferous mass on Southern California beach
- It just doesn’t pay to be beloved of humans
- Glampers and the 201K, reborn as Crampers
- It’s best from a boat, but a big rock would be a close second
- Dangerous When Wet, where you can witness the madness
- I’ll take Taxes for two hundred, Bob
- They can’t be that smart, they eat sticks and leaves
- It only took them two weeks and 17 pages, Geniuses all of them
- Part 1: Spey Kung Fu : Because regular fly fishing just isn’t mysterious enough
- Buy one of these before you sober up
- Then we can enforce a two year ban if they’re caught sober
- Wax on Wax off
- Extra padding might prevent that near fatal case of Tennis elbow
- Better brush up on your casting, accuracy is your friend
- What’s needed is more artists and humor
- "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
- My only concern is when food is dispensed from an aerosol can
- Game Over
- I’d be more sensitive to the environment if I wasn’t constantly attacked by it
- A Brownliner’s Christmas is like yours only there’s less people
- Could Abel reels be a victim of Bernie Madoff
- Ten fingers on the fender
- A taste of the future pristine, so’s you can wax sentimental over its present
- I’d think they could get some good answers studying the folks living under high voltage transmission lines
- War on Six Dollar Items – Head Cement
- Finer than human hair, shiny as baby seal, and colors like the peacock
- Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime
- It’s the invention destined to make Catch and Release agreeable to the most hardened killer
- Perhaps the most important addition to your fly fishing arsenal
- Unpopular at the Pier, No Bailout for old rod companies
- Not yet a fly, not even rational thought. Blame Nyquil.
- Too damn much to read and DayQuil ain’t helping
- If we introduced Trout Lifecycle in auto shop they might understand the connection
- The first decision is whether you’re a collector or a fisherman
- The last rod you’ll ever need
- The only beverage that ice can’t help
- Felix Lighter never laughed at MI6
- Yes, but it’ll be a hearty welcoming mucous filled handshake
- Enough caffeine in that cup to keep me amped for a fortnight
- He doesn’t move too fast after he’s been skewered
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Rivers in Motion: The Yellowstone
- The most dangerous encounter a fly fisherman can expect?
- Roughfisher and the Lost Graveyard of Antron Yarn
- Modern Dentistry lags angling by a couple of decades
- The re-emergent Thomas-Phelps-Xuron, it’s hard to keep a simple design in obscurity
- Mashed flat or swallowed whole, the fate of the legless frog
- I just need an Oral Surgeon with a sense of humor
- Mix Peppermint Schnapps and a case of anything and it’s extreme something
- The first Catch and Release, artificial only, single barbless Brownline fishery – and I’m planting flag
- The roar of the accelerator, the howl of the victim, and a mouthful of blue denim
- Running downhill is easier, the Michael Phelps fish
- Maybe we could see fit to bailout that exclusive branch of the Gallatin and call it a time share
- Honest, Lucy will hold the football this time, Charlie Brown
- Who says Pikeminnow can’t jump
- If I was to name a fish based on a single act or deed
- It’s like learning to tie flies, only cheaper
- My eye and his lip should heal at the same rate
- I’d think before getting amorous with your catch
- It’s raining iPhones
- What in hell am I going to make with that
- Never has so few been shunned by so many over so little
- Just a little ahead of it’s time, but it’s the future of the Fillet O’ Fish sandwich
- The Dry Fly is beloved of Green Energy
- Furry Foam by any other name is a blanket
- Any bigger and I’d add Butter to the head cement
- Gravitational Recycling wins, I beat a hasty retreat
- There are them as do, and them as don’t – them as don’t shouldn’t
- Remember to keep alcohol away from your Pumpkin
- Lang Auction – Estate of Helen Shaw
- 21000 feet is a half dozen depleted uranium splitshot and some lead wire
- I bet A.J. McClane howls at my misfortune, I bet he was an SOB too
- It’s a face only a mother would love
- You may want to rethink putting an antisocial fellow in charge
- An ignoble end to a worthy opponent
- You could at least throw me a towel when you’re done, the War on Six Dollar items heats up, or I do
- I’d certainly make enough to keep me in rods and Whiting hackle
- If your Mom’s throw rug was made of Golden Bird of Paradise would you steal it?
- It’s more expensive than a Gym membership, that’s my guess
- Try Brownlining, your neighbors will like you more
- Stalking the elusive Ultra Chenille, it’s Vernille in the Wild
- The Brownline ABEL
- Internet Outage, Part Deux
- Would Salmon lose their appeal if they were overweight?
- Big Water, Big fish, sore butt
- He was thinking it was Christmas until the other Crawdad bit back
- Matte finish faceted beads, so you can torment all your pals when they produce the store-bought flavor
- Elastomeric sounds horribly sexy, but it’s still a rubber cap
- Even the Holy Water is suffering mightily
- Live Bacon excretions prove fatal to Mayflies
- It’s fast, durable, light sensitive, and fish love them
- You can have one, but you must renounce your ancestral claim to lands and castle
- That little voice we shrug off is always right
- Me and my muddy puddle aren’t a demographic
- The price is certainly worth a second look
- Let’s beard us some prophet, shall we
- My nomination for the Angling Hall of Fame, and he doesn’t even fish
- With an extra dime on the plate we could switch careers
- Kinda Flies, half what you started to make, half what was laying close by
- Everyone likes a fish that jumps, until now
- I’ve just enough time to squeeze in a nap before midnight
- An interesting experiment, but I doubt we could agree on anything
- Decrease your dependence on offshore hooks, it’s all the rage
- The Brownline convention will be held at Love Canal
- Funny how Ma’s pie never seems to make the hour journey
- If it’s a Cadillac, then we’re fishing Blue Ribbon chemicals
- Hell yes, we can build a better one, maybe a couple dozen flavors
- Their water is icy and their gals are chaste
- On rare occasion we adopt Blueliner ritual without modification
- You look quickly for a wide spot and hold the rod behind you
- Fishing was good, but dinner was better
- Me and Joe went fishing – a forced introduction to Organo-Radiant cookery
- Cocoa Channel – Consumer Alert
- Wolves identified as root cause of West Coast Salmon decline
- She gave you that stern look and you put the candy bar back on the shelf
- There’s a conspiracy in here somewhere, I can smell it
- Me and the four Horsemen of the Little Stinking
- I just want to foul hook him in the mouth
- Brownline patriotism at its finest
- It’s definitely the water
- Confessions of a born-again Worm Drowner
- I suppose it wouldn’t be so funny if a couple fission clouds were the result
- You start with deductive reasoning, when that fails – you’re getting close to a solution
- Who wants to be a millionaire?
- A fat kid’s blog, masquerading as a fly fishing site
- Great menu, Cookie – but is that char or dirt on my Dog
- Don’t be fooled, I dip my hooks in this stuff
- Asps… very dangerous. You go first
- It’s a quiet evolution, how competitive fly fishing is reshaping your quiver
- I was waiting for the two piece with fighting butt
- Just a reminder of my email address change
- Guys don’t whine if there’s a gal in the boat
- Vindication, Now us Rubenesque types can wag finger
- Only Angelina Jolie adopts more orphans than we do
- Catch me next, the Roughfisher’s creation brings the fish to heel
- It’s Old School economics, and it’s never wrong
- That’s why statistics always raises eyebrows
- It’s the smile that’s the difference
- Mayhap I was a bit hasty on the whole Guiding issue
- What should drench rice and corn is milk and bananas
- You know the best fishing starts here
- It’s in there, both feet and some cheap cigar butts
- I’m in the water mutating your villagers
- Nebraska’s 20 year plan for Hunter and Angler recruitment
- Eoin Fairgrieve and Speycast.co.uk debut
- One of those Internet nuggets I overuse with relish
- … and a plague shall be upon thee
- Now he’s done it
- Waders, Rod, Reels, flies, check .. foundation?
- Inflation fighting award to follow
- A Hexagenia by any other name is still low in Trans Fat
- I’m getting fitted for my white hat
- Every so often a really good idea isn’t
- I’d use downriggers but the Pink Lady objects
- It might have been an irate Conga soloist with a Ranger in tow, best play it cagey
- We survived, but the Mormon Tabernacle buys it
- Gone Fishing
- Wherein we defile the Crown Jewel of the National Park System
- We forgot the Conestoga when we started drinking Calistoga
- They torture us, we torture them back
- Knapek, Scientific Fly, and Dohiku – Competition manifests itself in your fly box
- If you’re not getting enough leafy greens and fiber, I may have a solution
- Would Goldfish flakes be considered a dry fly
- Transformed fishing forever … That would have to be the Pop Top Beer Can, what were they thinking?
- The Yurok, one pound of hamburger with an imbedded treble
- To hell with tradition, them Carp have refined tastes
- There’s a fine line between desperation and inspiration
- Couch Potato float tube
- If they were out of season, I’d call it "bacon" too
- Dohiku Barbless Hooks – Black Nickel
- That about covers the fly-by’s ..
- My Garage Door attracts the Slow Learners
- Compared to the air quality, the water is clean
- Ignore the Bouquet, it’s all part of the natural order of things
- Ordering a Pizza might be a better way to get fed
- Coiled Stren Indicators
- I may have to side with the Fundamentalist’s just once
- Homebuilders in Hot Water
- The big sweaty guy that used it last is our only hope
- 200 words on the appearance of a spoon
- When Peanut Butter Cookies are a bad thing
- Finally, the cane rod we all can afford
- The River Why Not?
- Old School might be best left to History
- Modern Flies of Italy
- We got steaks and rods, who brought the frontal lobe
- Cell Phone Priest
- Mayflies responsible for Canary population explosion
- Jonah meets the Whale
- Work first, play later, Mr. Wharton
- Stren, wrapped around a pencil and aged would be my guess
- It’s not a Kiss and Tell, more like a Curse and Tell
- The Lost Graveyard of Carp remains inviolate
- Nope, you’d be working three jobs and resent everyone else with a smaller mortgage
- Her sunburn matched the flame coming out of her nose, I knew it was destiny
- The Spinners in Spain fall mainly on the Plain
- Just pack it full of Hare’s Ears, Let Greed sort ‘em out
- The Elements of Succession, the value of Old Guys
- Review – Fool’s Paradise, by John Gierach
- Trendy ain’t what it’s cracked up to be
- The Sou’Wester meets the Burnoose
- This small booklet explains it all, just three easy payments of …
- Civil Service, the only career that doesn’t have a "for dummies" guide
- An Alder sapling and some Bacon Rind
- It’s high enough not to get wet, it’s an elegant solution to an age old problem
- Miss Manners would cross herself and back away slowly
- I counter Pop’s Sage advise with some of my own
- The Meat Bucket meets the Peppermint Kestrel
- AARP will send your letter soon, enough with the giggles
- $182 court costs and much less painful than a tattoo
- Would that make me the "Black Sheep" of Dry Fly Fishing
- A Rose by any other name smells like controversy
- Just me and the Geese Whisperer
- Dad could earn massive points, but remember the dead pan delivery
- I’m betting the Pompadour wouldn’t move if he took a header
- Part 2 – Virtual Big Box, Orvis resellers and the debut of the cosmetic second
- It’s either why I can’t catch anything – or they can’t dribble
- Get enough virtual bricks and mortar, and you’ve created both a Big Box retail outlet, and the World’s Largest Fly Shop
- Minnesota Hardcore Angling – not the Garrison Keillor stuff, neither
- 11 Tons should be around 100,000 fish
- A "false positive" may shorten the outing considerable
- We could fix a hole or two in the budget, easy
- Pistols or Swords, Sweetpea?
- Columbia Summer Steelhead closed indefinitely
- Alosa Sapidissima, where art thou?
- The Urban Safari next door
- He sure looks like the guy that crowded me last weekend
- Yes it borders on sacrilege, but is it Xtreme?
- If fishing had an easy button I’d tape it down
- I’m kinda partial to Miss Pikeminnow myself
- I fought the water and the water won
- An unexpurgated interview with the Trout Underground, both of them
- There’s safety in numbers
- We’re assuming standard "cover two" formation
- I’ll be doubly watchful for splinter cells equipped with Sage or Hardy
- Scissors, from the World’s Biggest Fly Shop
- Momma ain’t here to protect you
- Science to put the "gamey" in Fish and Game’s mail
- Fly Tying theater, who needs Taimen when you’ve got ample bullshit
- Fishing History – a fanciful name for obsessive collecting
- He’s either blogging or he’s playing with something he shouldn’t
- Moules de Quagga, comes with a large diet Coke
- A little Red Dye #3 and we’re there
- They’re worse than teenagers and have twice the stamina
- We didn’t make the top 10, but we’re still Number one
- Oh hell, why not get inventive
- One brief spark of hope – ruthlessly extinguished
- I was weak and went with the Variant instead
- Norway contemplates ending salmon season
- Own a piece of Angling History, along with 302 other guys
- Only on the late night self help circuit
- Old Mister Redeye, won’t you sing me a tune
- A couple days of warm weather and it’s Bug Central
- Just one more thing to dance around enroute to the crick
- What did you think he was looking at?
- Trout Bling
- I’d be voted off the island within two weeks
- Naw, I never seen the furry bastard before…
- The Return of the Silver Surfer
- Pacific Salmon verdict due Thursday
- I’d trade Manhattan for some glass beads too
- Like all marginal ideas it was ahead of its time
- The Early Spring "Get out of Jail Free" Card
- Normally a Salmon contamination would be an angling "call to arms"
- Jerry Garcia does Monofilament?
- Let’s hear it for the "unsung" hero, as he needs some "love" as well
- Maybe the kids homework can wait
- The "Shrek Trout" a merit badge for the adventurous
- There’s fish, bait, and hundred dollar bills
- Explain "Catch and Release" to the Judge
- Seems innocent enough until you try to breathe
- I just wanted to share the suffering equitably
- Are you really that good or was your guide wearing a whistle?
- It’s a good clean sport, must be all that 409 were using
- That lean whippet was last year, Butterball
- That’s OK, we slept since then
- 3:10 to Yolo
- At least he tried, that’s more than I can say for the Tooth Fairy
- I own a piece of history – albeit a dirty little piece
- Long on waders and short on boats
- How heroic would the pose be if he knew it was dinner?
- Strange place, stranger flies, and the honor of your country at stake
- I would have loved to see a "Grip and Grin" of that Purple sucker
- There’s no solution other than someone will have to suffer
- I see it as more of a “truth in advertising” issue
- After 150 miles and 40 outings, I’m still well heeled
- Use the frontal lobe, Luke
- Trout and vision in the Ultraviolet, Overmywaders.com
- At 65 it was your Doctor that said "Let it Be"
- Perhaps the right mix of fashion and utility?
- If the Medicine chest is that available, I’ll go with the midwife or shaman – I seen what Princeton can do
- You may want to airbrush out the fish hook if you’re determined to prove your point
- I think I’ll save my "boutique" experience for a venue with less strife
- I can’t remember if Simm’s makes Kevlar fishing vests
- Which C-Lister do we want as our spokesman?
- Daytripper started it, but it’s up to you to finish it
- Just when we thought it was safe, he starts tying again
- Will the real Powell please stand up
- They dubbed the fish "Saddam’s Bass"
- You can always rely on your own genetic material to back your play
- As half your paycheck is involved, you may want to kick the hooks and check the floatant level
- Feng Shui – my fly tying bench could use a dab of that
- Some pictures speak for themselves
- Never met the fellow but he’s got to be a Brownliner
- Gulp, I sure hope nobody runs the statistics on me
- Orvis took a page from Bill Belichick and filmed the Winston practice
- It’s akin to Fantasy Island, only no little guys or umbrella drinks
- From Chaos comes a hint of organization
- Who Cares what the fish think
- Yes, it’ll cost like the Devil – but you’ll want it anyway
- Fishing a growth industry? Maybe for the legal profession
- Just when you thought it was safe to stick your toe in the water
- I just had to trod on some kids fingers to get my rod, but he’ll live
- If you don’t wet a line it’s worse, my coworker will suffer horribly
- We did poorly at Physics and Chemistry and they know it
- My fillings have been replaced so the ride in should be cake
- But wait, there’s more …
- The Mayfly Boxers are worth the trip
- Will the real McCoy simply show hisself
- I’m thinking ROCK is far from dead
- Most of the heavy metals went south with the runoff and only the truly caustic stuff is left
- For them with questionable social skills
- Meet the Brownliner Microwave
- Add Laurel and Hardy and a good doping scandal
- I’ve thought of fly fishing as many things, addiction was right up there, rehab wasn’t
- At least I started off feeling patriotic, now I’ll just scratch my head and wonder
- You Call it healthy, I call it "human dandruff"
- You ain’t as clever as you make out, now you’re looking at someone your own size
- I did a triple header in my own backyard, a Brown, a Golden, and a Calico
- The Complete Vindication of the Trout Underground and my public semi-heartfelt apology, well almost
- If you manage to get more on the material than you do on the floor, you’re successful
- I never heard so much as a whisper, and now it’s much too late
- As if the deck wasn’t stacked against fish already
- She’s from Texas, she’s mean as hell, and catches bigger fish than you
- Once upon a time on an irrigated desert far, far, away…
- While we contemplate the flavor of farmed salmon, we’ll digress briefly
- Missing "Whale Food" means your grill remains cold
- If it looks like it bites it’s a mashed something-or-other
- Realism all 168 frames of it, compliments of Jan Muisers
- I was planning on finishing my taxes, but the "artist" got the better of me
- Tracking the wily Queen of Waters – or is she merely a Pig with Fins?
- Is it "Sins of a past life" or electronic Karma?
- You can’t have sweaty hands and you need to know which end of the airbrush to point at them
- You can’t sell your house, but if you could, here’s 20 locations for a buyer’s market
- A conversation on a Bird Watcher’s forum
- I had a hell of time getting hooks last year, I may have solved that problem nicely, compliments of Togen
- Weather and temperature conspire, but at least I remembered the rain parka
- If you’re looking for cheaper "Ice Dub" then you’re at the right place
- Think of that next time you toss the Sumbitch up onto the bank
- A long line release would be prudent but you’d miss the Big Payday
- Upbeat? Someone feel that kid’s forehead..
- Global warming tailored for the fishing audience
- Who knew Entomology would take us to the Dark Side of the Farce
- "Its almost pushing the limit of how much light can be absorbed into one material"
- "Physics" Trip sounds so much better than Fishless Trip
- It’s time to think about the technology before Popeil does the thinking for us
- We were all right, but they can detect water better at dusk
- The fly eating eddy is gone, replaced by a pair of spent lounge chairs
- If you want me to pat you on the Arse, then the suffering had better be commensurate
- It won’t help you catch fish, but it should put a wrench in your Buddy’s fishing
- It sure looks like the Hatch will be on time to me
- While Ernest Schweibert killed color and expressionism, it wasn’t personal
- Fish populations show continued decline in the Sacramento Delta
- Even if she ties flies I’m not introducing her to Momma
- Tools of the Trade – The Work Surface, Part Final
- The Before and After – The Rise of the Big Muddy
- Thanks, we needed that..
- Am I supposed to swipe it on a rock each time I thump a fish, or is that next
- Sometimes it’s more than a new license required, spend a moment to check
- A Sailor would blanch at the string of epithets I launched
- It’s OK you didn’t miss a thing
- Hell, we tried lawyers a dozen times, maybe a fisherman would bring some marketable skills
- I’m talking America’s Fly, not the unzipped kind
- Dogs living with Cats, and trout are pests
- Sorry, I’ll take my chances with the trees
- Adopting a creek may mean adopting the neighborhood
- Nothing like a religious holiday to make a fellow ponder imponderables
- What they thought you needed, how matching the hatch is so last week
- The fishing don’t last but cooking do
- No thanks, I’ll have dinner after I come back from fission
- Mancave adornment, it if doesn’t warm enough, burn your rod
- Dare to be different, Singlebarbed rings in the holidays with the bait card
- No,I haven’t seen Grandma, I thought she was with you
- Most of that 42 Billion was snagged on tree branches
- Like you, I’m into quick hitters this week
- We’re doing our part, even if "we" is smaller
- "It’s the line of death Infidel, beyond which your backcast will not cross.."
- "Old Nondescript" has a weakness that begs exploitation
- It’s a food chain issue, I’m at the top so I’m a bully
- I think I’ll sidestep the issue and add Pickles
- Even a Brownliner would scream like a little girl
- The Daytripper is tieing for ’08 and I haven’t even tasted Eggnog yet
- Don’t mind us, we’re just tormenting the Trout Underground
- Lake Davis gets some new residents
- The new measure of success: you still have all 10 fingers
- Fantasy Sports have finally reached their pinnacle
- Fishing and Success is a pair I’ve never drawn, I figured they were both Jokers
- Tools of the Trade – Extended Storage
- I bet Cochise could hang ten, maybe twenty
- I’ll stop tying flies if I could get a federal subsidy
- Welcome Daytripper, more hardcore angling for your amusement
- How big would "too big" have to be
- Methinks immigration is a bigger issue than Republicans are willing to let on
- The SingleBarbed IPO, not worthy of Morgan Stanley, more Captain Morgan material
- When Orange Juice is worth a Hoffman Cape
- How to Piss off an Angler – A holiday gift giving guide
- "Nondescript?" – Hell, that won’t score points at the clubhouse
- A Mackerel by any other name smells as sour
- Don’t Bogart the Weed’Ez, don’t leave it adrift either
- I can’t seem to shake the lyrics from "Georgia on my mind" – wonder why?
- Guilt coupled with John Wayne makes for a fearsome sandwich
- The Big Payoff, it’s not fame nor money, but it’s also not "shorts and tee shirts" neither
- Will Gas prices limit your days afield?
- Always stay on the good side of the cook, especially when he ain’t served the pie yet
- Everyone in Hell is special, but some are more special than others
- That’s OK, them Eastern fellows have always been slow on the "taxation without representation" angle
- The Dawn of Angling Psychology, how a guarded response may be appropriate
- Remember Girls, the Sale starts tomorrow
- You don’t look like me, and that’s a good thing
- Don’t scream at me for help, just toss me your rod
- Tools of the Trade – Part 1
- A female President may be the start of a long term trend
- A little Science is a good thing, as long as you ain’t downwind
- FEMA takes a dim view of initiative, which doesn’t surprise me at all
- What you’re telling me is if I thump the beast I’m guaranteed to be sane
- Right around 60 and counting…
- Yes, but I thought that "big" portions were bad for you
- All I wanted was some thread, now I have my nose pressed to the glass like a kid
- I get 5% more distance, and 35% less fingertip – not a fair trade
- Singlebarbed as Charismatic, our Grape Koolaid is made from Creek water
- Better read this before it’s recalled
- Florida backpedals from water pact
- I’m eligible but I’ll take the path less traveled
- Less Mercury in the Delta, unfortunately everything I fish for gargles the stuff
- "I didn’t know" may not be as good a defense as it once was…
- How to tell if you’re Mom’s Favorite
- A bit of adventuring, with an equal dose of sore muscles
- We ain’t settlers, and this ain’t Dodge City
- Draft Plan for Northern California MLPA’s released by the Partnership for Sustainable Oceans
- Precious fingers at risk, I’m going to keep mine awhile longer
- Trending towards an upbeat article, it may be a decade or so
- Banning Me I can understand, but the rest of you are clean, polite, and well manicured
- There are plenty of symptoms, but the real problem lies here
- Balance restored to the Universe, Pebble finished fly line available
- One if by land, two if by sea, three if by truck
- Evacuation with style, no need to fight congested freeways, just drive into the lake
- I had no idea I was offending your delicate sensibilities, while you’re at it, rate the Ketchup stain on my vest
- Thermo-political Fission, the "Adios Muchachos" kind
- Just enough time for a tidbit
- …and I thought I was hardcore
- I guess that means Tequila will be making a comeback, do you mow Cactus?
- Little Stinking stunned, even the mayfly spinners are fake
- Alien Civilization discovered, Little Stinking home to Homo Illiterati
- Georgia Peaches threatened by Florida Sturgeon
- Fly Fingers of Poor Idea
- We’re not overly fond of red tape, so we’ll take it
- Singlebarbed unmasked, he ain’t a GearHead
- First Blue, then Brown, now Whitelining
- To Hell with Fishing, Gadgets are much more fun
- What are 14 Named Pools and 415 salmon worth?
- Seduction of the Innocent, Singlebarbed lures Angler across the Brownline
- Nature Conservancy purchases portion of Deer Creek headwaters
- What color wraps do you want on your transparent rod
- Bullying the Brownline, how to salvage a battered ego by making others suffer
- Not Jailbait, real Bait – and suddenly the Dry Fly Purists know humility
- The "Tiger Woods" of angling?
- I wouldn’t mind so much if they only doubled their money, but they prefer the consumer pay much more
- I want all my flies tied by the Cottonelle folks
- Too old to stand in cold water? glimpse the future
- The Fishing was Good, although the Catching was Slow
- Gourmet Streamside Cuisine: If Boiled Taters and Steak gets you emotional, then you live near the fish
- Can we rethink our distaste for offroad vehicles?
- Billy Bass Eats Chrome
- If you stare at the picture long enough, a waterfall will appear
- Would you swear at a blacklash in Space?
- Clarity is always fleeting, Oops, we missed it
- Tinker Tying – How to screw up something that works fine
- A Briquette nestled among the Pines
- Trout Underground refuses cutting edge Cuisine, We demand Satisfaction
- Sushi threatens Mediterranean Tuna
- Weird Science, I’m a Pectoral Fin Man myself
- Little Stinking succumbs to Intense overfishing
- Fish remain undisturbed, Week 2 of Underwater Smog
- The Blackwater of Brownlining
- No, it was a WILD Triploid
- Heat Fusible, SingleBarbed braves the fiery inferno of feminine scorn for Science
- Fly Tying begats legal spousal abuse
- Salvation Army beats a hasty retreat, Giorgio Armani saves our Beloved sport
- Best I can do in a moment’s notice, (Shamelessly sucking up to the Boss)
- Restocking the fly box, I ignore good taste and play havoc with traditional patterns
- Rain is good, Effluent levels peak, and I watch football instead
- Loch Ness Monster caught in gruesome battle with Girl Scouts
- A small step for California, and a large pissed off fishing lobby, but it’s something
- Fish are safe, but I am hell on dog catching
- I say, "Run What You Brung" and let Darwin sort them out
- We’re re-tying everything, Angelina Fibers has our creativity working overtime
- Victory was short lived and I am forced to help a Carp cross the street
- Yo bg gddmn Fsh nxt 2 U
- Maybe I was a tad hasty leaving the Cell Phone in the car
- Eco-Terrorists have me Surrounded, If I hook Grandma in the Arse, I’m a Dead Man
- Imitation & Impressionism, now let’s introduce Physics
- Flavored Head Cement Joins Other Really Good Ideas ahead of their time
- The War on Six Dollar Items continues: Dry Fly Desiccants
- If a Salmon could birth a Trout, wouldn’t it be a deviant of some kind?
- Dump the Head Cement, I’m using Doughnut Glaze and Sprinkles
- I Write 100 and then you Write one, that’s fair isn’t it?
- An Old Favorite
- Sordid Confessions of a Tertiary Stage Fly Tier
- My guess is they don’t net many dolphins by accident
- They’ve got electronics, we’ve got electronics, they’ve got babes and beer, we’ve got Jack
- Lighter, footsore and satiated, back to Red Staplers and Cubicle Horror
- Video games come of age, or is this the opportunity for a second childhood?
- Entomology 101 – Advanced Kinetics
- Market Report: Telling the Boss to Shove It is still a bad Idea
- Let’s Get Some Really Useful stuff for a Change
- Substitute Freely, and Get Used to It
- Singlebarbed Guest Author Series, Hunter S. Thompson on Brownlining – and everything else
- Best Dressed Man Wading through Selenium..
- We considered offering a matchmaking service, but all we found is where they aren’t
- Half of Maine to make Washington DC Carbon Neutral
- A River of Statistics Runs Through It
- The Problem with the Few, is how They Keep Getting Fewer
- Related to Someone famous may be enough
- Metamaterials, We cannot be Trusted – Neither Can You
- Many Years of Tears, Head Cement and Grindage Coming
- Real Angling Visionaries, a title not used lightly in this gathering
- Brownlining the Dirty Water for Pikeminnow Love
- I’m stalking Carp, and Heat stroke is stalking me
- Singlebarbed dabbles in Real Science to Prove Men are Gross!
- Insect Porn, Entomology is like food additives, stuff you need to know, and can’t pronounce
- Hold the Press, guaranteed legal No Fault Divorce, no Hidden Strings
- Are you stuck in a Beauty Rut? We know we are…
- Only Lard comes with a worse warning label
- Eat Your Heart Out, Singlebarbed Survives Mass Killing Spree on the Little Stinking
- Singlebarbed Maritime Products, We Pretend to be Aloof, but hock the Volvo Anyway
- Bird’s Nest History, and How One Man’s Soup is Another Man’s Fly
- Mystery Fish, It Runs, It Jumps, It Eats Salmon
- They’re Hungry and I’m all Wet
- Singlebarbed does dogfood
- Pebble finish fly lines
- I’m reaching for a Danish
- Pink can be masculine as hell
- Close but still not fair
- Let’s get this straight
- Welcome to Singlebarbed
- It’s what I got
- Gimme Some
- More Bulk for the Accumulator
- Wall Street false cast
- Old dogs Old tricks
- The Bikini > fishing
- Single and Barbed ?
- The angler as Samaritan
- 4 Million for 3 days
- Let’s settle this shall we
- They look tasty enough
- Casting is like Kung-fu
- This is Petey
- What’s a meta for
- Think like the fatted calf
- Like a new penny only better
- Which Zone to draw for
- Lose weight go fishing
- No finger lick
- Revenge of Bottled Water
- Sacred stuff
- Defense Contractor Angling
- Catch and Strain
- How much are you wearing
- The Politically Right Stuff
- Numbers are your friend
- Don’t use your cooking pots
- Skill is overrated
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
- They win
- The Phallic Trout
- And two steps back
- And the Fishing God smiled
- Test the McMuffin
- Anglers and the Body Politic
- The $5.95 dilemma
- Don’t drink the water
- Chemically Sharpened
- We the foreign species
- Lightning bolt Inbound
- That is a bargain
- The Apron cometh
- GuideSpeak revealed
- You fish, Right
- Greening of America
- Viagra for Vision
- Back to you, Bob
- Reproduction is overrated
- This ain’t high fashion
- The dreaded Father-Son outing
- Angling Reality Show
- Commercial Tyer wannabe
- Angry Fish God
- Rod Physics Redux
- In Defense of Jesus
- Fancy having a go at Match Fishing?
- The Perfect gift for the Angler
- Health Plan for Anglers
- The Great Cunard Conspiracy
- Pry my Metz necks from my cold, dead, fingers
- Sage “Z Plane” warps Space-Time Continuum
- The Lessons of Fips-Mouche
