By KBarton10 on Mar 8, 2010 in science | 6 Comments
Peering into scientific research is a mixed bag – every so often your knees come together involuntarily and you find yourself siding with PETA or their insect equivalent.
For fishermen all we need know is the next generation of mosquito repellants will be cruel and unusual – which is an appropriate punishment for something that [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 1, 2010 in Fly Tying, Youtube, product, science | 5 Comments
The Daily Flypaper blog posted a fascinating video of the 1.3 million dollar fly tying system from Intuitive Surgical…
… which is a bit misleading, it’s actually an Intuitive Surgical robot showing off what it can do. ISRG has been the darling of Wall Street for a number of years, considered best of breed for computer [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 4, 2010 in current events, science | 3 Comments
It was all in the timing. My latest read is about the spread of that most egregious invasive – how the Rainbow Trout has pillaged most continents (ably assisted by well meaning anglers) – enroute to world domination …
… and up till now it’s been a source of interest, as my California streams provided the [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 29, 2010 in current events, fly fishing humor, fly history, science | 5 Comments
UK scientists have unearthed a startling new trove of prehistoric angling gear, containing evidence that fly fishing may have developed in prehistoric times …
UK and Chinese scientists are suggesting that the Confuciusornis fossil discovered in China, may have been a dinosaur with a Mohawk of ginger colored feathers running down its spine.
… as this is [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 16, 2010 in entomology, fly fishing humor, science | 4 Comments
Most of us anglers are oblivious to what goes on in all those streambed nooks and crannies. We’re content so long as it emerges at dusk and exists in enough numbers to keep fish fat and healthy.
Like the dinosaur – scientists assumed that the biggest were at the top of the food chain and [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 15, 2010 in environment, humor, science | 3 Comments
Those giddy days of Halloween television, Ma insisted you were too young to watch a pissed humanoid water breather slime its way through the streets preying on the unwary, dragging screaming female teens into the cold bosom of a nearby bay …
… there to perform unimaginable and completely horrific unknown rituals on their taut … flesh [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 6, 2010 in Fisheries Science, fly fishing humor, science | 5 Comments
I know I shouldn’t look, but I did.
There are thousands of highly trained scientists examining the diet and feeding habits of both salmon and trout. The Bad News is they’re doing so to determine whether they can be raised on Plutonium pellets, concrete, animal waste, or anything else we don’t want…
An admirable task that [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 14, 2009 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials, entomology, product, science | 20 Comments
With our faddish nature I’m always surprised fishermen aren’t more fashion conscious. Our weakness has always revolved around something new as a wholesale fix for all our fishing ailments.
In the Eighties it was Polypropylene – lighter than air and a couple of turns on a hook shank would make a fly float all day. The [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 12, 2009 in environment, product, science | 6 Comments
On the heels of safe sex comes “safe angling.” No condoms here as you’re already sheathed in rubber …
It’s toxin-free angling with hook, line, and sinkers all biodegradable or pose a diminished hazard to ducks, geese, fish, small children, and pets. Kits comprised of circle hooks, lead-free sinkers, and protein enriched biodegradable rubber worms.
… [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 27, 2009 in humor, science | 2 Comments
Science claims you’re all pansies.
The “Post-Industrial Revolution Male”, whose big mouth, failing testosterone levels, and receding hairline mask a flaccid imitation of pre-Industrial Man. The surge of adrenalin that served us so well outrunning Sabertooth tigers, has dwindled to a sputtering trickle reserved for the driver ahead whose signal to merge has offended you [...]