By KBarton10 on Feb 8, 2012 in Nothing to do with Fishing | 0 Comments
As our travels send us further South to the water consuming counties, we change our spots and adopt all the proper ritual to make us indistinguishable from the locals. Upon our return we notice small things common to the water-bearing provinces that simply don’t manifest themselves in the cold stone canyons of urban California … [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 1, 2012 in Nothing to do with Fishing | 2 Comments
Simple housekeeping post, nothing to shrink away from … Item 1: Dry Fly Samples: I sent out 35 samples of dry fly dubbing to anyone who had the request to me before Sunday. As rendering the stuff into final form takes a bit of time, and I enclosed at least three colors for each of [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 31, 2012 in commentary, Nothing to do with Fishing, Opinions & Rants | 6 Comments
I once prided myself on my understanding of Science, but this new stuff is a slow learn. I’m tempted to look at your exam and copy your answers, as I can’t seem to grasp some of these longwinded connections … The Greatest Estuary the world has ever known is dying, with the Delta Smelt simply [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 30, 2012 in Nothing to do with Fishing, Youtube | 1 Comment
An unlikely subject for a music video – I would have expected love unrequited as a best fit for fly fishing, perhaps some soulful ballad, or even a funeral dirge … Technorati Tags: Active Child, music video, fly fishing, boiled beer
By KBarton10 on Jan 29, 2012 in current events, Nothing to do with Fishing | 6 Comments
Congress can’t agree on trimming a nickel from the federal budget, nor can they bring themselves to address any meaningful social issues, certainly not in a timely manner – but they’re determined to blow hell out of the Internet. They must’ve assumed that lacking a face or political affiliation meant the Internet is fair game, yet [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 22, 2012 in fly fishing humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 4 Comments
I’ve warned you plenty of times – yet still I’m the recipient of your extended digit and pronounced raspberry. The Pied Piper of Taut Flesh keeps you thinking you can mix pleasure and sacred avocation, yet us old guys know better – we tried it and perfection can’t be improved on .. Large fish sipping naturals, a light [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 12, 2012 in fly fishing humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 12 Comments
I expected most of the angling world to be in mourning, yet nary a mention of the possible demise of Wonderbread and the Twinkie, two of angling’s last remaining superfoods … Hostess and fly fishing have an enormous amount of shared lore which has been lost on recent generations due to their insistence on healthy streamside [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 10, 2012 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 3 Comments
It started out as simply a shoulder shrug, but on a whim I was quickly transported from avaricious angler looking to impress his fishing pals to investigative journalist, then onward to devout PETA flag waver … It should have been a no brainer, how I was going to impress fishing pals by serving the remnants [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 5, 2012 in fly fishing humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 6 Comments
We’re safe for the moment because there’s still an occasional Field & Stream mixed in with People and National Enquirer in the dental waiting area, and it’s inappropriate to hold us Sons of the Greatest Generation accountable for our Poppa’s fixation with archaic blood sports. … then again, all that could change in the blink [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 14, 2011 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 9 Comments
It’s one of the great conspiracies of our industry; how SIMM’s, Orvis, Columbia, and Gander Mountain, have spent time and money marketing clothing to anglers, yet only when the catalog falls from our nerveless, napping fingers does our girlfriend insist we buy something … We don’t tell because it would simply kill the bastards to know that only [...]