By KBarton10 on Mar 15, 2012 in humor | 2 Comments
While I relish reading about Science, I’ve no doubt that it’s more fun to be interested in Science than to be a scientist. For all the reasons you’d suspect; it’s much easier and more fun to jump to conclusions than prove them, and you can defend your erroneous assumptions by claiming the other fellow is [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 13, 2012 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 3 Comments
Singlebarbed’s role as consciousness for the greater good is simply too much hypocrisy to bear without giggling, yet I’ll wear this ill fitting garment long enough to remind you today is Valentine’s Day, and how most of your season depends on some small courtesy shown Them as Waits at Home … Scientists agree there aren’t that [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 6, 2012 in fishing, humor | 6 Comments
It’s usually something commonplace like unfiled taxes or an out of wedlock debauch that tumbles presidential hopefuls back to earth, mostly because candidates can’t lie like us anglers, instead they crumple into sobs at the first hint of adversity, and we’re forced to watch some tearful confession while his wife stands grim lipped at his [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 10, 2012 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 3 Comments
It started out as simply a shoulder shrug, but on a whim I was quickly transported from avaricious angler looking to impress his fishing pals to investigative journalist, then onward to devout PETA flag waver … It should have been a no brainer, how I was going to impress fishing pals by serving the remnants [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 14, 2011 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 9 Comments
It’s one of the great conspiracies of our industry; how SIMM’s, Orvis, Columbia, and Gander Mountain, have spent time and money marketing clothing to anglers, yet only when the catalog falls from our nerveless, napping fingers does our girlfriend insist we buy something … We don’t tell because it would simply kill the bastards to know that only [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 13, 2011 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 2 Comments
Prohibits the Secretary of the Interior and the Secretary of Agriculture (USDA) from taking action on public lands which impede the border security activities of the Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS) (Secretary). States that the Secretary shall have immediate access to any public land managed by the federal government in order to conduct activities that [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 11, 2011 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 12 Comments
Nearly twice a year I’m required to join the rest of society for a weekend of normality – foreswearing hooks and tinsels, muddy creek bottoms, mashed sandwiches, and foul language. In addition to the demise of the neatly tapered whip finish, most of us 99%’ers require a plastic container and paper label extolling the leaden [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 27, 2011 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 0 Comments
The consumer be damned, what’s important is the IGFA will have proper protocol for certifying all them lab-induced trophies we can look forward to in the coming millennia … As every watershed could wind up whelping mongrel fish; escapees from fish farms mating frantically with whatever genetic material is pumped into the overly warm trickle [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 22, 2011 in humor | 4 Comments
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By KBarton10 on Nov 14, 2011 in current events, humor | 5 Comments
Being as they are simply numbers, you can ally yourself with the half-full crowd, or go with those as thinks them half-empty. Most of the angling media has been citing small upticks in angling as a resurgence in the sport and a sign of a stronger economy, yet most of the story remains unpleasant with more to come. Wishful thinking [...]