By KBarton10 on Aug 22, 2011 in Fly Fishing | 4 Comments
I had fish porn show up in my Inbox this weekend. Some stalwart abandons both family and responsibilities to fish the Eel River for an hour, and gets a welcome tug … Resulting in a nice specimen of the California’s “Golden Salmon” draped on the bank. Naturally I was intensely jealous – accusing him of [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 14, 2011 in Fly Fishing | 7 Comments
As the wind shifted abruptly I remembered the market pundits and their “catch a falling knife” question, and as I tensed for the fly fishing equivalent, wind driven lead core on a collision course for my unprotected haunch, I knew this had to be what was meant … Everything involving freshwater has been a complete [...]
By KBarton10 on Jul 26, 2011 in Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 10 Comments
With everyone alternately bemoaning the lack of newcomers to the sport, and cursing those that do show up as movie fanbois, it’s a wonder what few social organizations remain continue to insist on out-of-the-box thinking in the hope we’ll lure kids away from Nintendo and into the arms of us antisocial fly fisherman … Porn would make [...]
By KBarton10 on Jul 17, 2011 in current events, Fly Fishing | 9 Comments
Angered over the recent contest won by Roscoe, New York as America’s Fishing Town, the principality of Dunsmuir, California, decided to squander precious treasury dollars to become Home of the Mashed Fin Fatty. With its long history as a fishing destination, the town is tossing a fly of its own onto I-5, hoping to lure [...]
By KBarton10 on Jun 30, 2011 in current events, Fly Fishing, product | 10 Comments
As mentioned this morning in Angling Trade, SIMMS has apparently pulled the plug on its self imposed felt ban, and will be making all manner of felt soled wading shoes for 2012. Naturally we’ll assume that’s it’s the suddenly decreased threat of Didymo that’s the root cause of this change-of-heart, or it may simply be the [...]
By KBarton10 on Jun 23, 2011 in Fly Fishing, Fly Pattern | 3 Comments
As SMJ so eloquently reminded us Monday, “… where them fuggin antz at?” I have the luxury of fleeing the fishless and flooded creeks in my area for our traditional twice yearly pilgrimage to Manzanita Lake. It’s become ritual at this point; once to mark the opening of the season, once in the fall to [...]
By KBarton10 on Apr 26, 2011 in Brownlining, Fly Fishing, Fly tying Materials, humor | 10 Comments
I thought of it as answering one of many questions I’ve always had about watersheds and how soon they recovered from obvious trauma. Travelwriter had spied some rising fish in a stretch of the river that was normally bone dry this time of year. Adding 170% more water to the stream means the farming community [...]
By KBarton10 on Apr 25, 2011 in commentary, Fly Fishing, product | 11 Comments
The entire idea of a much ballyhooed “lifestyle” brand is largely lost on me, my shortcoming entirely, nothing wrong with the rest of you. Guys love wearing other people’s advertising, and I don’t – insisting that Jim Beam pay me for the privilege. ( … and due to the vast expanse of my pasty and [...]
By KBarton10 on Apr 17, 2011 in Fly Fishing | 7 Comments
It wasn’t overflowing its banks, it was mostly transparent, it was largely wet, completely private and I managed to commit most of the Opening Day sins on my tackle to exorcise me of later demons. While the first fishable water of the season made it feel like Opening Day, and the jitters that come with [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 23, 2011 in Fly Fishing, product | 14 Comments
I didn’t know much of anything when I saw first saw it, now I’m not sure I know more, but I’ve certainly scratched my head enough. Knowing that the only truism about “advances” in [insert angling gadget here] science, is that whatever the manufacturer claims can be discarded immediately. It’s up to all them other [...]