By KBarton10 on Feb 1, 2010 in Fishless Fishing, Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 6 Comments
With the promise of but a single day of sunshine between storms and with most of next season’s flies already completed, I had a fast closing window of opportunity, and took it.
Some prefer soaking in pricey venues with mud bathes and mineral springs, instead I uncrated all of my wading finery to launder – in [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 22, 2010 in Fly Fishing, Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 10 Comments
Hot Orange isn’t high on the list of trout colors, so it’s only natural you suspect I’m up to something gaudy. Not the case, us Impressionists are freed of the narrow confines of caddis larvae and Giant Stone dry flies and recognize Orange isn’t really Orange if you don’t want it to be …
I’m still [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 18, 2010 in Fly Fishing, web site | 7 Comments
It’s a daunting project that Project Gutenberg & Google has undertaken, scanning all the books in the world and making them available online. It’s not without incident considering they already incurred $124 million in infringed copyrights – but they’re forging ahead undaunted.
With Amazon’s Kindle creating quite the stir over Christmas, and competitors lining up [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 31, 2009 in Fly Fishing, commentary | 6 Comments
I’m never surprised by a “better mousetrap” – only surprised that our industry is the source of so few.
With rubber soles being the standard of the future and while the vendor community wrestles with compositions, textures, and sticky – eventually settling on some blend they’ll label with a Star Wars moniker, you’d think they might [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 23, 2009 in Fly Fishing, commentary, fly fishing humor, product | 15 Comments
… sure it’s the season of friendship, hope, and orgy of consumerism, yet buried way down deep is still a hint of Christianity … hard to see, but baby Jesus is sandwiched somewheres between that Lexus commercial and all the reasons I need a 54” flat screen …
… absent the three wise men, whose star [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 16, 2009 in Fly Fishing, Fly Tying, fly fishing humor, web site | 2 Comments
The second issue of “Fish Can’t Read” debuted yesterday, and the boys at Dry Fly Media have really done a bang up job. Lot’s of diverse content, photo essays, and meat … from numerous continents and a variety of gamefish.
… and yes, I added my two cents. This month’s column, “Three Flies Short” is [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 14, 2009 in Fly Fishing, product | 0 Comments
You saw it, you loved it, and now you can drive the wimmenfolk batty with the original DVD, or merely the soundtrack – or both.
Rivers of a Lost Coast has been released on DVD, available for $29.95 from the folks at Skinny Fist Productions. It’s just in time to wreak havoc on the entire Thanks-Christmas [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 5, 2009 in Fly Fishing, entomology, fly fishing humor | 2 Comments
There’s a certain contentment knowing coarse fish will be around to confuse and entertain future generations of fly fishermen. They’ll be speaking with the same awe of “Silver’s”, “Grass”, and “Common’s” that we’ve reserved for Brown, Brook, and Rainbow.
… and while they’ll continue to siphon mud for hints of protein, we’ll still be able [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 2, 2009 in Fishless Fishing, Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 8 Comments
Sure I’m bitter and resentful but as a lay scientist I thought I’d find out first hand which is higher in my esteem, cheap produce or inedible fish.
If we measure just the carbon footprint, fish win. But as half of the populace disagrees with it being an issue, and despite my frantic attempts at dodging [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 29, 2009 in Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 0 Comments
It’s Life’s Darkest Moment. All them hours painstakingly crafting a weekend trip to a trophy lake known only to a handful of trustworthy associates who aren’t, and its azure beauty has been despoiled by hordes of fly fishermen from some club somewheres …
Normally you don’t mind sharing, but those thousands of pre-trip hours spent daydreaming [...]