By KBarton10 on Dec 27, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
With less than a week before you’re consumed by those, “what was I thinking …” resolutions that stem from another year of excess, and you’re reminded that along with Aerosmith you bought the 2011 version of the Hula Hoop, while cackling Internet pundits gleefully point fingers and publish the Top 10 worst fads of 2011 [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 20, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 0 Comments
… and you figured that Christmas was immune to one of my “there are no fish left and what’s left ain’t worth the trouble,” articles – where one or more scientific bodies posts some graph with the big red arrow heading south … But you’re wrong. Christmas isn’t sacred, and now the cat’s out of the [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 18, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
You’ve survived another long and tiresome year as spouse of an ardent fly fisherman, and while a great many promises were made, most were followed by profuse apologies and much hand wringing, and none were kept … … and now rather than raking leaves like you asked, he’s expecting you to wait table as his [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 5, 2011 in environment, fly fishing humor | 5 Comments
There’s nothing better than Science that fits a puzzle piece exactly into an odd shaped void of unexplained phenomenon, making our lives that much more meaningful … “This is the first study to establish a direct relationship between fish consumption, brain structure and Alzheimer’s risk," said Cyrus Raji, M.D., Ph.D., from the University of Pittsburgh [...]
By KBarton10 on Dec 4, 2011 in Fishless Fishing, fly fishing humor | 9 Comments
That left boot full of icy water suggested that my, “It’s fixed!” was a bit premature – and my great idea on how to wake enormous and lethargic fish before Winter’s chill struck appeared to be just as porous … Coming from the far side of the siphon pool last week, I’d seen an enormous [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 28, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 7 Comments
We’re never going to be confused with The Most Interesting Man In the World or the thousand dollar jam he’s pimping – but there is that special something that sets the Singlebarbed reader apart from mainstream fly fishing – or even your average serial ax murderer. On stream or off, it’s that special flair that [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 15, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 7 Comments
A box of Twinkies inhaled in a moment of weakness, $3.49 … New sneakers that motivate “Fatty” to walk twice as fast to shuck unwanted flab, $65.00 … … an inattentive bird owner who puts a $4000 parrot with his ass hanging out the window … Technorati Tags: fly tying humor, blue and gold [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 13, 2011 in current events, fly fishing humor | 3 Comments
I warned you often enough, instead you listened to those lesser prophets who insisted girls would adore you for staring at their anatomy, now they think fisherman are all creeps, and have chosen hunting instead. Legions of taut and bronzed, out of work, single-parent, womenfolk tasked with raising both flavors of offspring, newly interested in the out-of-doors [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 10, 2011 in commentary, current events, fly fishing humor | 6 Comments
It was painful watching the Republican debates the other night, what with each candidate insisting they’d remove any regulations that slowed job growth. It appears our rivers and estuaries will be drilled like a root canal, most migratory species extincted, and a steady runoff of industrial waste and toxins into whatever you fish most … … [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 8, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 3 Comments
Deep down I couldn’t shake the feeling that with all its soiled nooks and crannies the Internet was somehow connected to the spread of plague … You going to click the button? It’s not the wading boots, Meathead, it’s the spread of broadband and the cell phone you can no longer do without that’s despoiling our watersheds … Intent [...]