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Proof that Santa exists despite the Post Office’s insistence they shut him down »

With less than a week before you’re consumed by those, “what was I thinking …” resolutions that stem from another year of excess, and you’re reminded that along with Aerosmith you bought the 2011 version of the Hula Hoop, while cackling Internet pundits gleefully point fingers and publish the Top 10 worst fads of 2011 [...]

… and as a dry fly its floating qualities are without equal »

… and you figured that Christmas was immune to one of my “there are no fish left and what’s left ain’t worth the trouble,” articles – where one or more scientific bodies posts some graph with the big red arrow heading south … But you’re wrong. Christmas isn’t sacred, and now the cat’s out of the [...]

Christmas shopping guide for the Fly Fishing Widow »

You’ve survived another long and tiresome year as spouse of an ardent fly fisherman, and while a great many promises were made, most were followed by profuse apologies and much hand wringing, and none were kept … … and now rather than raking leaves like you asked, he’s expecting you to wait table as his [...]

Us fly fishermen have never quibbled about certain labels »

There’s nothing better than Science that fits a puzzle piece exactly into an odd shaped void of unexplained phenomenon, making our lives that much more meaningful … “This is the first study to establish a direct relationship between fish consumption, brain structure and Alzheimer’s risk," said Cyrus Raji, M.D., Ph.D., from the University of Pittsburgh [...]

A couple of snorts might make the price of a Sage One more palatable »

That left boot full of icy water suggested that my, “It’s fixed!” was a bit premature – and my great idea on how to wake enormous and lethargic fish before Winter’s chill struck appeared to be just as porous … Coming from the far side of the siphon pool last week, I’d seen an enormous [...]

Damn few called – and even fewer chosen »

We’re never going to be confused with The Most Interesting Man In the World or the thousand dollar jam he’s pimping – but there is that special something that sets the Singlebarbed reader apart from mainstream fly fishing – or even your average serial ax murderer. On stream or off, it’s that special flair that [...]

There are no boundaries to a fly tyer’s depravity »

A box of Twinkies inhaled in a moment of weakness, $3.49 … New sneakers that motivate “Fatty” to walk twice as fast to shuck unwanted flab, $65.00 … … an inattentive bird owner who puts a $4000 parrot with his ass hanging out the window …   Technorati Tags: fly tying humor, blue and gold [...]

Fly fishing upstaged by real guides and real guns »

I warned you often enough, instead you listened to those lesser prophets who insisted girls would adore you for staring at their anatomy, now they think fisherman are all creeps, and have chosen hunting instead. Legions of taut and bronzed, out of work, single-parent, womenfolk tasked with raising both flavors of offspring, newly interested in the out-of-doors [...]

I’ll finally get to know whether Great Blue Heron tastes like Chicken or not »

It was painful watching the Republican debates the other night, what with each candidate insisting they’d remove any regulations that slowed job growth. It appears our rivers and estuaries will be drilled like a root canal, most migratory species extincted, and a steady runoff of industrial waste and toxins into whatever you fish most … … [...]

It is us spreading it, mostly it’s you doing the clicking »

Deep down I couldn’t shake the feeling that with all its soiled nooks and crannies the Internet was somehow connected to the spread of plague … You going to click the button? It’s not the wading boots, Meathead, it’s the spread of broadband and the cell phone you can no longer do without that’s despoiling our watersheds … Intent [...]

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