By KBarton10 on Sep 2, 2010 in fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
I’d guess Madison Ave has found us again, what with a movie in the works and everyone focused on “greening” their septic little township, doubly savaged by the exodus of industry and the continued plummet in home prices. The image of the fly fisherman plying his craft offered up to establish a little bit of [...]
By KBarton10 on Sep 1, 2010 in fishing, fly fishing humor | 5 Comments
While the mighty minions of Peta are busy protecting innocent school children by soliciting colleges to give up their fishing teams – picking up the slack for lazy, insensitive parents who raised their children to adore fried chicken, comic books, and thick steaks … … still, occasionally, they hatch a pretty good idea. This time [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 30, 2010 in Fly Tying, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
If you’ve ever supervised others you understand how closely work resembles high school. Inkwells replaced by cubicles and communal refrigerators, pigtails a thing of the past, but the guy that dries his shoes in the microwave, or thumbs the donuts is a worthy substitute. Come lunch I’d like to be in a happy place, tossing [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 27, 2010 in Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 0 Comments
Now it all fits. We can’t lure young folks into the sport as we’re using the wrong bait, and the entire “X-treme” movement is fostered by old guys wishing they could flash gang sign – but can’t knowing white boys from Vermont only get laughed at … There appears to be an underlying movement (and [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 25, 2010 in Fly Fishing, current events, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
The War against Invasives takes a bloody turn this week compliments of weapons that assist the socially responsible angler maintain his squeaky clean. The Solar-Powered Toothbrush is a multi-purpose tool allowing the ecologically concious angler to eradicate germs and plaque-causing microbes in his mouth, then aggressively scrub his wading gear and boots of all threats to the watershed. The Soladey-J3X has a [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 24, 2010 in Brownlining, Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 0 Comments
I’m sure myself or my brown water brethren would have attempted to cool their ardor some. As much as we like standing on the bank giggling while you discover that it’s not Rock Snot – and really is toilet paper, we’re still obligated to get you home safely … … mostly, a limb missing or [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 20, 2010 in fly fishing humor, product, web site | 3 Comments
While we’ve taken great pains to illuminate dozens of devices to clear your riffle of unwanted interlopers, it’s time to spread some love to the stillwater crowd, how they no longer need to endure sand kicked in their sandwich by insensitive power boat Nazi’s …. If you’re getting sick from bobbing in other’s wake, and [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 19, 2010 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
Wanting something more than what’s offered on the shelf is understandable, but bringing that vision to fruition can be hell to pay. Six months ago, after a particularly dismal showing at the local shop, I’d resolved to enter the dubbing market utilizing all those techniques and foibles learned in youth, drummed into my head by [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 17, 2010 in Fly Tying, fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
-via R.M. Buquoi Photographics Which do you see? Three deer. One deer and two fawns. One deer, one fawn, and a mess of Dark Humpies? OK, don’t answer … See the last row clearly? Congratulations, you are now a management trainee, guaranteed a heady career with minimal supervision, long hours, and low wages. Marks / [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 17, 2010 in Fisheries Science, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
We can only assume a similar mechanism exists in fresh water, innocent fish lured away from the safety of fallen logs and deep pools to the shallow end where they can be caught. After developing for weeks at sea, baby tropical fish rely on natural noises to find the coral reefs where they can survive [...]