While the furor over Tiger Woods paving a half mile of a North Carolina trout stream has begun to subside, my regret is that I tipped you fellows to boutique fish first, and in typical conservation fashion you opted to think about it until the Pristine was in crisis  … Tiger settled with the court [...]

It’s too bad that little pimp Nixon isn’t around anymore, I’d drive the hook home and watch the little bastard wriggle like Imelda Marcos at a shoe sale, instead I write in a watery little crevasse that only has slightly more fish than sunken tires. How is unimportant, it’s the same question Gore asked when Jeb Bush stole the [...]