The good news is that I cast about as well as I write; tortured, circuitous, and unnecessarily lengthy. The bad news is I stumbled onto another time wasting pastime that had me cursing and giggling uncontrollably. A devout follower of the Church of Monday Night Football, and this being the first services of the season, my [...]

Building a water slide, trout fishery, and swimming pool, all at the same time. This fellow exhibits true genius.

San Mateo Joe, Will I rever the slaw dog like Wally TC does? Slaw Dog’s are an affront to the human race. Why any rational human would desecrate an intestine stuffed with lips, beaks, jowels, and entrails – with cole slaw? The real indignity is that they are trying to hide the crime with chili [...]

Welcome to Singlebarbed. Whose words are you reading? (SNIP) (HACK) (CUT) (SLASH) Humor is King, which is why you shouldn’t take me too seriously, unless of course I’m writing on a topic that suggests you should, and it’s possible you won’t know the difference. Sometimes it’s not easy to be you. Sit back, relax, enjoy [...]