By KBarton10 on Aug 20, 2010 in fly fishing humor, product, web site | 3 Comments
While we’ve taken great pains to illuminate dozens of devices to clear your riffle of unwanted interlopers, it’s time to spread some love to the stillwater crowd, how they no longer need to endure sand kicked in their sandwich by insensitive power boat Nazi’s …. If you’re getting sick from bobbing in other’s wake, and [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 19, 2010 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
Wanting something more than what’s offered on the shelf is understandable, but bringing that vision to fruition can be hell to pay. Six months ago, after a particularly dismal showing at the local shop, I’d resolved to enter the dubbing market utilizing all those techniques and foibles learned in youth, drummed into my head by [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 17, 2010 in Fly Tying, fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
-via R.M. Buquoi Photographics Which do you see? Three deer. One deer and two fawns. One deer, one fawn, and a mess of Dark Humpies? OK, don’t answer … See the last row clearly? Congratulations, you are now a management trainee, guaranteed a heady career with minimal supervision, long hours, and low wages. Marks / [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 17, 2010 in Fisheries Science, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
We can only assume a similar mechanism exists in fresh water, innocent fish lured away from the safety of fallen logs and deep pools to the shallow end where they can be caught. After developing for weeks at sea, baby tropical fish rely on natural noises to find the coral reefs where they can survive [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 16, 2010 in Fly Fishing, Fly Tying | 14 Comments
The other day I was in one of the better shops, and my non fly tying buddy asked me why the Whiting neck was $85 and the J. Fair Saddle was only $20. My explanation was overheard by the smiling fellow behind the counter and he stopped to correct me, “ there’s over 30 years of [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 13, 2010 in Nothing to do with Fishing, fly fishing humor | 7 Comments
Some suggest the Mecha-Fish might be used for the forces of Good, leading schools of fish away from oil spills, or other form of toxic calamity. As we aren’t among those silly do-gooders, I’d suggest a haversack full of AA batteries, red lipstick smeared fetchingly on the front, then released to bring that school of [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 12, 2010 in Fly Fishing, Fly tying Materials, commentary | 7 Comments
The only way I can figure it is there must be two demographics for fly fishermen; the starry eyed fellow that approaches the counter with an eight hundred dollar rod and asks, “what else do I need?” … and the mean old penny-pinching codger poring over the fly tying materials alternately swearing and grasping his [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 11, 2010 in Fly Tying, Opinions & Rants, fly fishing humor | 10 Comments
I’m the fellow that leaped off the couch signaling a “wave off” … frantically gesticulating while your diatribe continues unabated … “Yea, it’s great I showed the shop some of my flies and they want me to tie for them it’s great I get a big discount on all my stuff 40% off on rods [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 10, 2010 in Nothing to do with Fishing, humor | 0 Comments
Sure it’s morbid, but knowing all of the scientific hijinks involved haven’t you wondered what they were going to call it? … a leading producer of functional, sustainable Tilapia biomass … With the Food & Drug zealots insisting it has to respire to be called “fish” – and the animal welfare crowd insisting it has [...]
By KBarton10 on Aug 9, 2010 in Brownlining, Fly Fishing | 3 Comments
August colds lack the trappings of their wintertime cousins, luring a fellow out of bed prematurely so he can wheeze and wilt under summer’s heat. Two weeks without wheels and I was desperate enough to risk the mile and a half to the body shop to claim my chariot. Nearly expiring in the process, another [...]