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Another Gender Bending chemical in your drinking water, or are you merely happy to see me »

I always suspected golfers had an extra chromosome or two – what with their fondness for flashy plaids and saddle shoes, and if you play in Florida that risk goes double …
… but it pales in comparison to my compulsion for brightly colored yarns, how I squeal in glee over some fellow’s Czech nymph that [...]

That’s all I have to say about that »

On the hundredth post I asked, “I wrote 99, surely you can write one” – but it was an epic fail. I’d already run out of things to say after the 16th article and it showed.
Today marks my 1000th post and I know better than to ask what you like.
It was a simple and [...]

In light of this startling evidence, is the machine tied fly a myth? »

The Daily Flypaper blog posted a fascinating video of the 1.3 million dollar fly tying system from Intuitive Surgical…
… which is a bit misleading, it’s actually an Intuitive Surgical robot showing off what it can do. ISRG has been the darling of Wall Street for a number of years, considered best of breed for computer [...]

Lucy pulls the football away at that last critical moment »

This was the weekend where my newly placid and emerald alma mater was to be violated cruelly by my large feet. Flows were perfect, the sun was out – and a balmy 67° predicted.
Friday night was the prenup. Rods inspected, reels freshly oiled, boots sterile from chemical bathes and three months of enforced idle, flies [...]

New indictments edge closer to Madoff trading desk »

While the blaring indictments no longer grace the newspapers, it appears another executive has been indicted in what remains of the Madoff debacle.
Our interest has always been in Mark Madoff and his ownership of the Abel Automatics Inc., the maker of Abel reels.
Investigators and the trustee winding down Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC [...]

It gets personal when it boils down to Salmon or Danish »

It started with some small pretense of fairness, Senator Feinstein’s call for a review of the environmental opinion on the Sacramento Delta, an effort to ferret out the “flawed science” that dared put fish before the needs of farms and her pals at the Westland’s Water district.
… while most of us fishermen assumed it [...]

A nine foot AFTMA Pipe bomb »

Patronizing my local fly shop has never been a issue. Guys like me always look for the rack of shopping carts when we enter – despite already owning everything.
While online shopping dominates the day to day replacements and flights of fancy, my stern rule is always drop a double sawbuck at the destination shops [...]

She’s back – scourged clean and emerald green »

An impressionist has the attention span of a small child. The fact that I tried it their way for more than six minutes gives me the license to bend all the rules. Curved hooks and razor points, and why should Caddis be the only beneficiary?
As a purely fact finding exercise I’ve extended the Czech style [...]

Humanity returns and with it my oft questioned funny bone »

Small shards of humor are  intruding into flu enforced idleness – sure signs of a return to sparkling good health. 
It being Winter and tired of the steady onslaught of pending litigation, decline in fisheries, and coupled with knowledge that the Golden Years appear to have been replaced by the Golden Shower, I’m looking for [...]

You can use the extra on your underwear »

Singlebarbed reader “TwoRod” has pointed us all towards saving a few bucks. His comment about 1/4” clear elastic as a substitute for the commercial “Super Shrimp Foil / Scud Back” products is the best replacement I’ve seen yet.
I went to eBay to see whether it can be purchased cheaper than the retail link Tworod [...]

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