What do you suppose they’ll think of Jungle Cock?

blue_guinea_nails On the one hand it’s a relief we’ll not see another Yank led away in manacles after overstaying his welcome by pillaging the Royal and Ancient Bird Museum, on the other hand an anorexic second story supermodel might make a hell of a splash on Interpol …

Now that drab genetic chicken hackle is so completely-yesterday, it’s nice to see that girls might rend a big handful of plumes off something that squawks – instead of looking down their nose at Mister Outdoorsy who’s been ventilating all manner of birds for a couple of centuries.

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… but it’s that meat-headed rod builder that I want to find. Some thick skulled overly sensitive craftsman who wanted a couple extra days in the woods – who paid off his debt after shellacking  his wife fingernails with the local warbler. That same unthinking fellow that has doomed our game birds and fly shops to yet another tidal wave of fashion seeking society dames …

… I’m going to find you, and this time I’m going to hurt you …

17 thoughts on “What do you suppose they’ll think of Jungle Cock?”

  1. There is no humor anywhere in this sport, as such, even BAD humor is preferable. Nuff said.

    The neighbor’s dog is spinning circles out front knowing I’m taking him to the stank water – where he can shed that thin veneer of civilization and become a dog (crap n’ roll in dead stuff). More later.

  2. Welcome back! The interweb got kinda boring since you left.
    Bummer bout the new assault on our plumages, though.
    Keith, I’m looking forward to whatever else you find to remark about.

  3. It’s been a great weekend, full of beer and poorly tied flies, but this…this is an historic occasion.

    Glad to see a new post, even if it is disheartening.

  4. Sweet… I think I know where he was though: taking remedial English classes.(I think I actually spotted some sentences in there. Weird.) Good job. 😉

    Also, is this like when Jordan retired, and then retired, and then retired? I don’t think the masses can take that kind of teasing.

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