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Heroes, every last one …

I don’t believe a word of it myself, mostly because I buy into every conspiracy theory possible … and … they were replaying Spartacus in my hotel room last night …

The incident occurred on state Route 124 south of Hillsboro and involved a truck  hauling a tank filled with rainbow trout en route to Rocky Fork Lake.

The truck was about 20 miles north of the Kincaid Hatchery when the tank fell off, according to a hatchery spokesman.

The human occupants of the truck were unhurt, but the fish are considered a loss according to Tim Parrett, a spokesman for the Ohio Department of Natural Resources.

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I figure all them 9” -11” fish realized they were cannon fodder anyways, and like the desperate heroism of Flight 93, rushed the driver in a bid for freedom.

Thinking they were gnawing through the brake lines, they got the Covad mounts instead …

Took a week to clear the freeway, but only because the clean up crew were limited to “five per day, ten in possession.”

3 Comment(s)

  1. John Peipon | Mar 22, 2012 | Reply

    The Heartland is concerned and everyone is watching and waiting for information about this dramatic story!

    Road trip,Spartacus repeats…what’s up with that?

  2. Shoreman | Mar 22, 2012 | Reply

    The last sentence made me laugh. Thanks for starting my day off right.


  3. WT Bash | Mar 22, 2012 | Reply

    I’ve been saying it since I got here but I really need to get out of Ohio!

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