By KBarton10 on Jan 31, 2012 in commentary, Nothing to do with Fishing, Opinions & Rants | 6 Comments
I once prided myself on my understanding of Science, but this new stuff is a slow learn. I’m tempted to look at your exam and copy your answers, as I can’t seem to grasp some of these longwinded connections … The Greatest Estuary the world has ever known is dying, with the Delta Smelt simply [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 30, 2012 in Nothing to do with Fishing, Youtube | 1 Comment
An unlikely subject for a music video – I would have expected love unrequited as a best fit for fly fishing, perhaps some soulful ballad, or even a funeral dirge … Technorati Tags: Active Child, music video, fly fishing, boiled beer
By KBarton10 on Jan 29, 2012 in current events, Nothing to do with Fishing | 6 Comments
Congress can’t agree on trimming a nickel from the federal budget, nor can they bring themselves to address any meaningful social issues, certainly not in a timely manner – but they’re determined to blow hell out of the Internet. They must’ve assumed that lacking a face or political affiliation meant the Internet is fair game, yet [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 26, 2012 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 17 Comments
One of the horrors of being thoroughly enamored of a hobby is the fits of giddy that result when something attempted actually lives up to the original idea, versus flaming out midway through the development process. My ambition was to develop a dubbing that mimicked the superfine aquatic mammal fur we’ve reserved for dry flies, yet was cheap [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 25, 2012 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 9 Comments
Tying these fuzzballs reminded me of all the notes on competition hooks and their efficacy I’ve been scribbling over the last couple of seasons. I find myself having so many defective hooks of late, and at thirty-five cents a hook I keep trying to make up for poor quality control and fix them with tying [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 24, 2012 in fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
A brief article in some Fishing Wire spam caught my eye and I thought to pass on the tidbit for any proud father whose child might be planning on achieving their Fly Fishing Scout badge. A cursory eyeball of the exam suggests fewer than half of the anglers I know would pass it, given there’s [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 22, 2012 in fly fishing humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 4 Comments
I’ve warned you plenty of times – yet still I’m the recipient of your extended digit and pronounced raspberry. The Pied Piper of Taut Flesh keeps you thinking you can mix pleasure and sacred avocation, yet us old guys know better – we tried it and perfection can’t be improved on .. Large fish sipping naturals, a light [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 18, 2012 in Fisheries Science, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
There are so many absolutes, so many unequivocating terms in the below as to be downright scary: A new study has revealed that the impact of a hatchery environment on steelhead trout is so profound that in just one generation genetic traits are developed that cost fish the natural ability to be able to survive [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 17, 2012 in commentary | 3 Comments
It was a Northern California ritual, get a whiff of the dairy outside Redding, then slam on the brakes for the obligatory “The Fly Shop” pilgrimage. The excuse being to replace aging tippet which quickly morphed into fondling most of the upstairs plumage. While I was never able to exit the premises without blowing that extra hundred [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 16, 2012 in fly fishing humor | 2 Comments
As a means of belittling us fly fisher-types who have spent a couple lifetimes studying flies and imitating their every move, pop-star Beyonce trumps our ”Teddy” Gordon by getting a horse fly named in her honor … According to the Australian National Insect Collection researcher responsible for officially ‘describing’ the fly as Scaptia (Plinthina) beyonceae, [...]