By KBarton10 on Mar 17, 2011 in commentary | 2 Comments
Without all that meticulous planing, hand sanding and the careful assembly of six equal strands of historic weed, is a shellacked cane pole worth $695? Tenkara fans seem to think so. Or is it the nose-inna-air purist tenkara fans that insist on the natural mats? Fishing being what it is; the last bastion of opinionated [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 16, 2011 in Fly Fishing, product | 2 Comments
It was simply the best fly line ever made, and if you were a bamboo junkie your heart broke on the announcement of their demise. The best plastic facsimile to the silk fly line, with a finer tip than any line before or since … … that self-same tip that won’t float more than six [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 15, 2011 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials, humor | 17 Comments
It’s like turning on the living room light to find your dog frozen into immobility as he rearranges that warm dent on your sofa cushion. It’s that same shocked expression that’ll bring a smile to your face as you kick his butt off the soft and fluffy … There’ll be shock and amazement aplenty when all those [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 14, 2011 in Fly Fishing, Fly Tying | 3 Comments
The last of them mean old ladies in the Post Office line have finally sheathed their brooms, irate that I keep hogging all the pretty girls in the Priority mail section. I keep telling them it’s for a good cause, but at that age anything standing between them and a nap is the enemy. If [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 13, 2011 in current events, Fly Fishing | 3 Comments
Now that the worm is so much smaller does the resolve exist to do the right thing or are we fishermen insistant that previous wrongs have been so egregious we’re going to plow forward without thought to consequences and our fair share? The federal government is starting to trim their budget meaningfully, not meaningfully enough to abandon [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 10, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 5 Comments
It was a nice enough thought, how to restore an aging libido who’d squandered his youth huffing aniline dyes and white wine vinegar. I’m not sure why the unsolicited advertisement suddenly put things in perspective, but figuring a $350 rod, a $60 reel, $200 worth of waders, and $500 dollars more in terminal tackle and [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 8, 2011 in humor | 1 Comment
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By KBarton10 on Mar 7, 2011 in environment, fly fishing humor | 3 Comments
I remember reading a Flyfisherman magazine back in the Eighties that attributed the exceptional size and growth rate of the trout in some Pennsylvania creek to an upstream cheese factory, whose rich effluents imbued the entire waterway with curds and whey. Sure, it was white and unsightly, probably adding a little foam to the fast water, [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 6, 2011 in current events, humor | 2 Comments
It may explain why your child is less than interested, after all, exposure to the woods for 12 minutes means the sensational odors are no longer distinguishable from your average alpine slum. It’s possible that all those high priced woodsy accommodations are only a welcome sight to those whose youth was spent in the woods [...]
By KBarton10 on Mar 3, 2011 in current events, fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
It remains the “fatal flaw” of a slotted catch & release regulation, and as I clawed my way out of the water and hustled up the bank, I realized the warden had only to flick ash from his cigar and motion to his “boys” to cart me away – and I would be sharing the [...]