Do German trout streams really smell like that?
By KBarton10 on Mar 6, 2011 in current events, humor
It may explain why your child is less than interested, after all, exposure to the woods for 12 minutes means the sensational odors are no longer distinguishable from your average alpine slum.
It’s possible that all those high priced woodsy accommodations are only a welcome sight to those whose youth was spent in the woods before they started smelling bad …
Now we’re so used to pre-pasteurized and sterile air from the conditioner, it’s possible we’ve been unable to smell the true countryside for the last decade.
Canned cow farts have been a hot seller in Germany, giving the suddenly frugal Deutsche the ability to bring the scent of his favorite trout stream to the doorstep, rather than drive his precision 12 cylinder gas hog to the creek.
Suddenly frugal so long as the banks of Greece, Ireland, and Portugal need another infusion of Euros …
Jim Batsel | Mar 8, 2011 | Reply
My older brother was the first to bottle farts an I was the first recipient.