By KBarton10 on Feb 28, 2011 in Fly tying Materials, Nothing to do with Fishing | 5 Comments
After three or four months you look down at the handkerchief and the sodden remnant of flaming pink raccoon tail you just sneezed up, and your first thought is about the fly tying “15 minute rule” and whether you’re allowed to recover and rebag it once dry … Thirteen “pillows” of fur isn’t much to [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 27, 2011 in current events, Fisheries Science | 5 Comments
Total dollar value for all farmed trout sold by United States growers was $71.3 million dollars, at an average price of $1.39 a pound, down 5% from 2009’s total. Idaho is the largest grower of commercial trout in the US, accounting for 50% of the nationwide total. For trout 12 inches or longer, 64 percent [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 24, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 2 Comments
WASHINGTON – Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari, 20, a citizen of Saudi Arabia and resident of Lubbock, Texas, was arrested late yesterday by FBI agents in Texas on a federal charge of attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction in connection with his alleged purchase of chemicals and equipment necessary to make an improvised explosive device [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 24, 2011 in fly fishing humor, Opinions & Rants | 5 Comments
The concept is sound, I donate 99% to the care and feeding of your lifestyle, you return 1% to something that allows underprivileged kids to kill even more fish… Is that what you meant by angling charity? My Inbox is a steady stream of anglers whose high dollar sunglasses perch fetchingly on carefully rolled curly-brim, who insists [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 23, 2011 in fly fishing humor | 0 Comments
I’m thinking the only difference between the Trout Underground and my rag, besides his being able to spell, punctuate, and show real wit, is that TC is under 50, suggesting he’s victim to the occasional hormonal surge … … so we get the occasional flash of round and bouncy, suggesting the gal might exist and [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 21, 2011 in Fly Tying | 6 Comments
It must’ve been the Alaska Gold marathon running all weekend in my living room, companion noise while I hacked, chopped, and ground up most of the fur bearing animals resident to North America. By Monday evening all the bearings in my grinder sounded oval, but she still gnawed away noisily at anything I wadded into [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 17, 2011 in fly fishing humor, Fly Tying | 9 Comments
Now that my likeness on your post office wall has been eclipsed by Edward Rist and his takedown of rare and exotic birds, and while my accidental brush with depravity rings hollow – compliments of a couple of gifted song birds and an imaginary affront to Audubon, the only way to reestablish myself as some [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 16, 2011 in entomology, environment, Fisheries Science, fly fishing humor | 2 Comments
I finished my read of the Yellowstone Lake plan the Park recently published for comment. In it they specify the need to remove invasive Lake Trout and restore the native Yellowstone Cutthroat. Sure enough, our pal Rotenone coupled with gill netting will be the preferred fish killing method, gill nets deployed by a vendor in [...]
By KBarton10 on Feb 15, 2011 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 16 Comments
- via MSN Photoblog, Dmitry Lovetsky / AP Technorati Tags: caption needed, long winter, Russian Ice Princess
By KBarton10 on Feb 15, 2011 in current events, fly fishing humor | 7 Comments
I’ve always thought lightness was among the most misunderstood qualities of fishing tackle. Manufacturers tell us how much better it is to have it, but I’ve always chalked that up to the engineer’s zeal – as it has little or no bearing with fishing. I’ve heaved 12’ surf rods and a six ounce pyramid at [...]