Archive for October, 2010

It’s a fly tying makeover, where we cross fingers and hope we’re not watering down genius to the point of ineffectual »

At times I think an entirely separate blog is required to cover concepts of fly design, material handling, and methods of attachment.  We’re often focused on visual imitation of the natural that we lose sight of the practical issues of swimming behavior and attitude in the water. The only thing close to fiddling with someone else’s great [...]

Proof positive that fly fishing is too expensive »

Considering the thieves broke into the first building just to tunnel through three additional brick walls and snatch all the fly rods, I’d suggest that it’s  proof we’re spending way too much on tackle, or there’s little confidence on the Euro rebounding anytime soon … … not that I expect the vendor community to feel guilty [...]

The annual “I ain’t drinking that shit no more” post »

Now that Canadian researchers have discovered that Goldfish under the influence of Prozac do not respond to sexual advances, I’m duty bound to ask how much tap water do our Northern neighbors drink before a Goldfish looks good enough to hit on? … and aren’t we glad that fish have scruples? Californians are known to house most [...]

My Bologna has a first name, unfortunately so does the pen-raised mongoloid I picked for my trophy »

Tom Chandler posted a short Twitter link yesterday that’s worth the read. Eye-opening to some, but not too far a reach to  suggest that the future of fishing and hunting might be private enclosures seperated by cyclone fence so I don’t interfere with my fellow “sport” in the neighboring enclosure. The quarry might even be pen raised [...]

My Bonefish loves Jesus »

I suppose it’s piling on, but as absolutely every organization insists they’ve pulled out all the stops to attract youth, I can’t help but notice my yearly Begging for Dollars solicitation from Trout Unlimited, is about as marketable to youth as spinach. … it might be a trout, but after looking closely I get more [...]

Heavy Metal fly tying, we’ll let the EPA stew on a brass ban »

It goes without saying that fishing in Minnesota has been denied me. Roughfisher and I split the entire world of fly tying between us, he gets all the Tungsten in North America, and I can have an occasional dry fly hackle … … maybe, and only if he gets to pick which one. In the [...]

How to torment your fellow fly fisherman and wind up in a foreign prison for a decade »

Everything PETA has ever said about me is true, although I am mellowing a bit with age … The thought came unbidden, I’m reading about the hundreds of birds that remain unseen by human eyes, and have never been catalogued by Science, and visions of something more brilliant than Blue Chatterer, more vibrant than Indian [...]

Where we touch on fly fishing theory aided by the Commutative Law of Base Mathematics »

If you think it’s because of the preponderance of green, or the gold tinsel rib, or because the river’s full of them and they’re about this size, or exactly seven turns of lead, or the dark barred grizzly collar, or the sun being off the water, or whatever you insist makes your fly an absolute [...]

A desperate attempt to prop up a dying pastime »

I was surprised to learn that next month’s elections will have four states choosing to add hunting and fishing as constitutional rights; those four possibly adding to the ten that already have passed such a statute. Apparently political correctness is very much alive and well, and the recent success of newcomers like the Tea Party [...]

Who knew a Mullet had such a flair for showing off »

Tossing a trash fish onto the bank is a time honored angling tradition. It’s been frowned on of late, but the Asian carp has brought back the practice along with baseball bats, shoulder pads, and now with easy to clean wading boots with cleats and rubbers soles, we’ve even resurrected the River Dance … of [...]

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