By KBarton10 on Oct 29, 2010 in Fly Pattern, Fly Tying | 8 Comments
At times I think an entirely separate blog is required to cover concepts of fly design, material handling, and methods of attachment. We’re often focused on visual imitation of the natural that we lose sight of the practical issues of swimming behavior and attitude in the water. The only thing close to fiddling with someone else’s great [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 28, 2010 in current events, fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
Considering the thieves broke into the first building just to tunnel through three additional brick walls and snatch all the fly rods, I’d suggest that it’s proof we’re spending way too much on tackle, or there’s little confidence on the Euro rebounding anytime soon … … not that I expect the vendor community to feel guilty [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 27, 2010 in environment, fly fishing humor, science | 2 Comments
Now that Canadian researchers have discovered that Goldfish under the influence of Prozac do not respond to sexual advances, I’m duty bound to ask how much tap water do our Northern neighbors drink before a Goldfish looks good enough to hit on? … and aren’t we glad that fish have scruples? Californians are known to house most [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 26, 2010 in commentary, fishing | 9 Comments
Tom Chandler posted a short Twitter link yesterday that’s worth the read. Eye-opening to some, but not too far a reach to suggest that the future of fishing and hunting might be private enclosures seperated by cyclone fence so I don’t interfere with my fellow “sport” in the neighboring enclosure. The quarry might even be pen raised [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 25, 2010 in Advertising, fly fishing humor | 2 Comments
I suppose it’s piling on, but as absolutely every organization insists they’ve pulled out all the stops to attract youth, I can’t help but notice my yearly Begging for Dollars solicitation from Trout Unlimited, is about as marketable to youth as spinach. … it might be a trout, but after looking closely I get more [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 22, 2010 in Fly Pattern, Fly Tying | 13 Comments
It goes without saying that fishing in Minnesota has been denied me. Roughfisher and I split the entire world of fly tying between us, he gets all the Tungsten in North America, and I can have an occasional dry fly hackle … … maybe, and only if he gets to pick which one. In the [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 21, 2010 in Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 2 Comments
Everything PETA has ever said about me is true, although I am mellowing a bit with age … The thought came unbidden, I’m reading about the hundreds of birds that remain unseen by human eyes, and have never been catalogued by Science, and visions of something more brilliant than Blue Chatterer, more vibrant than Indian [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 20, 2010 in Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 5 Comments
If you think it’s because of the preponderance of green, or the gold tinsel rib, or because the river’s full of them and they’re about this size, or exactly seven turns of lead, or the dark barred grizzly collar, or the sun being off the water, or whatever you insist makes your fly an absolute [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 19, 2010 in commentary, Nothing to do with Fishing | 0 Comments
I was surprised to learn that next month’s elections will have four states choosing to add hunting and fishing as constitutional rights; those four possibly adding to the ten that already have passed such a statute. Apparently political correctness is very much alive and well, and the recent success of newcomers like the Tea Party [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 18, 2010 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing | 1 Comment
Tossing a trash fish onto the bank is a time honored angling tradition. It’s been frowned on of late, but the Asian carp has brought back the practice along with baseball bats, shoulder pads, and now with easy to clean wading boots with cleats and rubbers soles, we’ve even resurrected the River Dance … of [...]