By KBarton10 on Jan 29, 2010 in current events, fly fishing humor, fly history, science | 5 Comments
UK scientists have unearthed a startling new trove of prehistoric angling gear, containing evidence that fly fishing may have developed in prehistoric times … UK and Chinese scientists are suggesting that the Confuciusornis fossil discovered in China, may have been a dinosaur with a Mohawk of ginger colored feathers running down its spine. … as [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 28, 2010 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 9 Comments
It’s unfamiliar ground for a fellow that shops with coupons, but after suffering another glue-based indignity, it was time to plow some dollars into the problem. Head cement. Thinned to penetrate, odiferous, and requiring equally caustic thinners to remove from things it wasn’t meant to glue … … because eventually you’ll get cocky. Coaxing a [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 27, 2010 in fly fishing humor | 5 Comments
The evidence has always been there – but most of us lack the proper venue to espouse sinister conspiracy theories. I’ve been lax on this front for many months, but even the halls of respectable Science are suggesting we may have visitors … Ask yourself, why is it the Asian Carp turned North when released [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 26, 2010 in current events, environment | 4 Comments
After a two year ban on commercial fishing the result is another large drop in the fall Chinook run. 2008 was the record low for returning fish, and it appears that 2009 will be lower still. More troubling is what few fish returning are mostly hatchery fish and it appears the wild Chinook of Oregon [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 25, 2010 in fly history, Fly Pattern, Fly Tying | 6 Comments
Some aspiring beginner announces on a forum that he’s invented a new fly, asking for comments on the quality of construction and the style used. … which brings the Wrath of The Horribly Offended onto his narrow shoulders. The first half dozen comments point out someone else’s fly his resembles, albeit minus the red tail, [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 23, 2010 in current events | 1 Comment
Apparently the newspaper article I cited in an earlier post transposed some dates. The regulation change for California that eliminates the need to to display your license doesn’t go into effect until March 2010. It’s the Bay-Delta stamp that is no longer required as of January 1, 2010. … and to the alert reader that [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 22, 2010 in Fly Fishing, Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 10 Comments
Hot Orange isn’t high on the list of trout colors, so it’s only natural you suspect I’m up to something gaudy. Not the case, us Impressionists are freed of the narrow confines of caddis larvae and Giant Stone dry flies and recognize Orange isn’t really Orange if you don’t want it to be … I’m [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 21, 2010 in commentary, fly fishing humor, Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 13 Comments
Her icy gaze punctuated by the bony digit pointed in my direction … Naturally, I tried the First Law of Backpedalling, innocence. “ … What?” I gazed around studiously avoiding That Which She Held, but I guess my look of innocence wasn’t quite up to par – or I’d gone to that well too many times [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 20, 2010 in current events | 4 Comments
I make it “40 Days and 40 Nights, or at least until Thursday” – and am steadfastly unrepentant because it’s only Day One , figuring if I hold out till about Day 17 there’ll be enough water for both me and them plague tomatoes. Tamawanis has too much snow, Roughfisher is fleeing his ice-bound pals [...]
By KBarton10 on Jan 19, 2010 in commentary, fly fishing humor | 6 Comments
You’ve watched them gash bosom and plea with club personnel at every meeting. Each plaintive cry falling on deaf ears – and then some poor SOB that’s not there nominated to be the “Youth Coordinator.” … a title reasonably vague, implying something to do with finding kids that want to unplug long enough to take [...]