By KBarton10 on Nov 16, 2009 in Fly Tying | 10 Comments
I don’t expect Science will ease a fly tier’s burden anytime soon. Even if they manage to add the vocal gene into a Salmonid and trundle the tank up to the podium … while all us fishermen crane forward waiting to hear what fish really like – it’s liable to eyeball a flybox and croak, [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 14, 2009 in Fly Fishing, product | 0 Comments
You saw it, you loved it, and now you can drive the wimmenfolk batty with the original DVD, or merely the soundtrack – or both. Rivers of a Lost Coast has been released on DVD, available for $29.95 from the folks at Skinny Fist Productions. It’s just in time to wreak havoc on the entire [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 13, 2009 in Fly Tying, product | 4 Comments
Seeing a new wrinkle in any of our traditional regalia has always piqued my interest. Cameron Mortenson at the Fiberglass Manifesto (via Moldy Chum) sent me a little tidbit figuring it would whet the creative juices. The idea of a $100 fly tying bobbin would have had us gagging a couple of years ago, but [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 12, 2009 in humor, Nothing to do with Fishing, product | 2 Comments
It’s one of many angling axioms, how the outdoors-fishing ritual guarantees some unnatural food tucked away in a vest, or cooler, and daylighted with great trepidation knowing the catcalls and scorn that will greet luxury items from those roughing it. A couple days worth of whiskers and yesterday’s underwear is about as close to Jim [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 11, 2009 in current events | 1 Comment
While the California legislature and the Governator play the superlatives game; beaming smiles and back pats – sheathing their weapons temporarily while gushing meaningless platitudes about how hard it was to come to consensus, requiring real cleverness to disguise their pet projects and ritual looting of the state’s treasury… … the opposition has had time [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 10, 2009 in fly fishing humor | 3 Comments
My streak of 33 years without being called to Jury Duty, is over. I’ve received sage council from the folks at work; how I can spot a guilty fellow a mile away, it being an innate skill … Carry a copy of “Mein Kampf” under my elbow, and mumble a lot to no one in particular [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 9, 2009 in Fly Pattern, Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 10 Comments
Fly tying is six weeks thinking of nothing but the fish, tying small stuff to smaller stuff, the shock and awe that all insects don’t suck blood or whine in your ear, the majesty of the first fish caught on your own fly, and the amazing riot of colors and animal parts coveted and purchased … [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 7, 2009 in environment, fly fishing humor | 1 Comment
Another mass escape from a British Columbia fish farm unleashes 40,000 Atlantic Salmon into the Pacific Northwest. … funny how Salmon of any species avoid the “invasive” label, despite their home waters some 3000 miles distant. In traditional fashion, the farmed fish industry has responded with “no worries, it won’t happen again, sorry ..” – [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 5, 2009 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials | 5 Comments
My yarn fetish hasn’t slowed any I’ve just become demure and sensitive to catcalls from the fellows keeping a manly distance from the yarn aisle and fidgeting under the weight of Madam’s purse. My progress through the store monitored closely by a stern female proprietor who always assumes I’m shoplifting. Can’t blame her much, she’s never seen a fellow [...]
By KBarton10 on Nov 5, 2009 in entomology, Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 2 Comments
There’s a certain contentment knowing coarse fish will be around to confuse and entertain future generations of fly fishermen. They’ll be speaking with the same awe of “Silver’s”, “Grass”, and “Common’s” that we’ve reserved for Brown, Brook, and Rainbow. … and while they’ll continue to siphon mud for hints of protein, we’ll still be able [...]