By KBarton10 on Oct 31, 2009 in fly fishing humor, product | 1 Comment
I’ve got more than my fair share of hideous vices but gambling hasn’t been one of them…
… actually I should retract that, as fishermen are among the most egregious gamblers known, we risk time, money, and domestic bliss on every throw of the rod.
It was the fly that caught my attention. A small blurb about [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 30, 2009 in Advertising, Youtube, humor | 3 Comments
A German company unleashes tiny winged advertising on conventioneers, is this a portend of what fly shops will be springing on us come Opening Day?
The exploitation of farmed mayflies, each dancing about with a gaily colored banner, “A #16 Royal Wulff would’ve caught that fish, now on sale at Big 5.”
Bug activity has always been a [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 29, 2009 in Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 0 Comments
It’s Life’s Darkest Moment. All them hours painstakingly crafting a weekend trip to a trophy lake known only to a handful of trustworthy associates who aren’t, and its azure beauty has been despoiled by hordes of fly fishermen from some club somewheres …
Normally you don’t mind sharing, but those thousands of pre-trip hours spent daydreaming [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 28, 2009 in Fly Fishing, fly fishing humor | 4 Comments
You can only wrap graphite or mount cork on a cylinder in so many ways. Once you’ve run through the gamut of blank colors, off setting trim, and hook keepers, why not mimic Microsoft and start adding stuff no one asked for?
Especially now that all the gadgets will be getting smart …
Wi-Fi Direct will [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 28, 2009 in humor | 0 Comments
By KBarton10 on Oct 27, 2009 in humor, science | 2 Comments
Science claims you’re all pansies.
The “Post-Industrial Revolution Male”, whose big mouth, failing testosterone levels, and receding hairline mask a flaccid imitation of pre-Industrial Man. The surge of adrenalin that served us so well outrunning Sabertooth tigers, has dwindled to a sputtering trickle reserved for the driver ahead whose signal to merge has offended you [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 26, 2009 in Fly Tying, Fly tying Materials, product | 13 Comments
I figure it was some great sin in a past life – nothing newsworthy or famous, just some callous Lothario that fleeced spinsters of their birthright, some real estate wunderkind that unloaded worthless railroad right-of-way by foreclosing on widows and orphans.
Others have a knack for useful things like plumbing or electrical wiring, own a house full of [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 24, 2009 in environment, humor | 3 Comments
When queried about his Guinness Book of World Record attempt for most fish caught while chugging a ‘40’ “, Bob “Gutslammer” Muldoon grinned disarmingly and said, “it was like shooting fish in a barrel.”
“I used a favorite ‘Lead Winged Pump Action’ in size ‘double ought…’ presentation is everything, unless they’re drilled dead center you can’t claim it’s [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 23, 2009 in current events, product | 2 Comments
Recent developments in Europe has the Partridge Hook company returning to UK ownership. Purchased by Fishing Matters, manufacturers of the Varivas and Order hooks.
We can only hope for a return to the esoteric greatness of the past, as Partridge was the last of the large Redditch manufacturers, whose stable of wonderfully individual hooks defied [...]
By KBarton10 on Oct 22, 2009 in Fly Fishing, fishing, humor | 5 Comments
Fishing statistics are so rare I can’t help but pounce on them when offered. Like most pitchmen I’ll spin the numbers to prove something horrific and discard the facts enroute to a shaky conclusion.
This time it’s the Recreational Boating & Fishing Foundation (RBFF) and the American Sportfishing Association (ASA) who’ve commissioned Southwick Associates to [...]