Waders Bamboo Rods and Radiator hoses
By KBarton10 on Jul 31, 2009 in humor, product
Few items are as indispensable to fishermen as duct tape, but it too may have succumbed to advanced helical technology and high modulus with the debut of Rescue Tape.
• Incredible 700 PSI Tensile Strength!
• Insulates 8,000 Volts per layer!
• Withstands 500° F Degrees of heat!
• Remains flexible to -85° F! (-60° C)
Wader Repair will never be the same, with its ability to insulate me from lightning, climate change, and the hoary Northern sub-zero temperatures, my only complaint is it doesn’t taste like red licorice.
… hell, I can even tie flies with it.
Application is child’s play, merely wrap your soggy tuna sandwich in six or seven feet of Rescue Tape, and if you break a rod, spring a leak, or need a quick tourniquet, discard the sandwich and take a half dozen quick wraps around the offending limb …
tags: wader repair, rescue tape, radiator hose, fishing, sandwich
Igneous Rock | Jul 31, 2009 | Reply
Flies you say? Well, Hell, With enough Tape, I can turn a Carp into a Rainbow Trout! Kinda plays hell on catch an release though.