It might teach respect, but only if he’s the bait
By KBarton10 on Jul 4, 2009 in fly fishing humor
Tony Dungy laments he never went fishing with Michael Vick?
Jesu Christo, if the lad is going to toe a bleeding hound into the brush, what good could possibly come from taking Michael Vick fishing?
Tony: Mike, you insert the needle into the earthworms and blow enough air to make ‘em float just off the bottom – did I mention I respect your l33t football skills, but if you ever played for me you’d have to rein in that creative energy?
Mike: Does the air hurt the earthworms? … Really?
(Pfft, *POP*, Pfft, *POP*)
Tony: Save a couple for fishing Mike – did I mention you’re greased cat crap on the gridiron, but this boat is only fourteen feet long – and if you kill all my bait no way you’re gonna outrun the rod butt to the head I’ve got planned?
Mike: Oh. Sorry. Will them fish in the live well chew on each other?
Tony: No, Michael, most fish aren’t cannibalistic – did I mention you remind me of the son I never had?
Mike: You want to bet on the next fish?
Sorry, fishing is many things but if a fellow is going to stomp dogs – it’s not likely to teach him respect for wildlife of any kind – unless it’s Shark fishing … and then only if he’s the bait.
Igneous Rock | Jul 4, 2009 | Reply
Lemme guess: He’s annoucing his bid for the Presidency in this photograph? He’s saying the Amercan public is number 1! No? How bout… this is the secret handshake for a graduate of State Pen.? Yeah, I don’t use bait.
Yomama | Jul 4, 2009 | Reply
A hell of an image with which to celebrate the Glorious Fourth, but given the choice between continuing with Michael Jackson and Sarah Palin, I do believe I’ll take this fellow. Loosely speaking, he represents “the Spirit of Seventy-Six.” Obviously a bait fisherman, but better met at streamside than in the parking lot.