Comments on: My public school system only awarded degrees in Modern Chemistry, now the kids get Angling? http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/ Fly fishing in Brown Water Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:51:39 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: The Boot Camp Underground http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/comment-page-1/#comment-4246 The Boot Camp Underground Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:23:52 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/?p=3807#comment-4246 Damn! You've stolen a march on the Underground's latest <strike>get rich quick</strike> educational foray: <b>The Trout Underground's Fly Fishing Boot Camp.</b> Every morning the Underground's campers will awaken to the sound of their very own drill instructor screaming "Maggot! You want to sleep all morning? Now get out of that cot, drop and give me twenty roll casts! Move!" It gets worse on Hell Day, but I'm not going to reveal any more of my rather brilliant instructional techniqes. At least when you graduate from my <strike>money making machine</strike> boot camp, you'll know that certification stands for something. Damn! You’ve stolen a march on the Underground’s latest get rich quick educational foray: The Trout Underground’s Fly Fishing Boot Camp.

Every morning the Underground’s campers will awaken to the sound of their very own drill instructor screaming “Maggot! You want to sleep all morning? Now get out of that cot, drop and give me twenty roll casts! Move!”

It gets worse on Hell Day, but I’m not going to reveal any more of my rather brilliant instructional techniqes.

At least when you graduate from my money making machine boot camp, you’ll know that certification stands for something.

]]> By: KBarton10 http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/comment-page-1/#comment-4242 KBarton10 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:56:57 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/?p=3807#comment-4242 The "Odor Le Merit" is only awarded in the chemically tainted water - and only then when you've shed multiple layers of skin. The “Odor Le Merit” is only awarded in the chemically tainted water – and only then when you’ve shed multiple layers of skin.

]]> By: Igneous Rock http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/comment-page-1/#comment-4241 Igneous Rock Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:46:14 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/?p=3807#comment-4241 Pretentious pricks! Not satisfied with your: Odor Le Merit?! Pretentious pricks! Not satisfied with your: Odor Le Merit?!

]]> By: KBarton10 http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/comment-page-1/#comment-4240 KBarton10 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:00:32 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/?p=3807#comment-4240 I'll settle for a full professorship - spending my summers excavating the Valley of King's (salmon), or attempting to establish the missing link between salmonids and pterodactyls ... making you struggling students buy my all my (comic) books. I’ll settle for a full professorship – spending my summers excavating the Valley of King’s (salmon), or attempting to establish the missing link between salmonids and pterodactyls … making you struggling students buy my all my (comic) books.

]]> By: Don http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/comment-page-1/#comment-4239 Don Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:08:50 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/?p=3807#comment-4239 Signed me up! I'll need a full-ride scholarship and some grant money though. I'm sure I can talk my way into an independent study program where I could "study" abroad as well in the U.S. Of course, I'd plan to get a doctorate, why stop with a masters? Maybe one of the nice folks who frequent this fine establishment can take up a collection so that I can purchase the high-end "laboratory" materials that I'll require. Oooh, I'm so excited. Signed me up! I’ll need a full-ride scholarship and some grant money though. I’m sure I can talk my way into an independent study program where I could “study” abroad as well in the U.S. Of course, I’d plan to get a doctorate, why stop with a masters? Maybe one of the nice folks who frequent this fine establishment can take up a collection so that I can purchase the high-end “laboratory” materials that I’ll require. Oooh, I’m so excited.

]]> By: the roughfisher http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/comment-page-1/#comment-4238 the roughfisher Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:46:46 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/?p=3807#comment-4238 bona fide bona fide

]]> By: oatka http://singlebarbed.com/2009/07/01/my-public-school-system-only-awarded-degrees-in-modern-chemistry-now-the-kids-get-angling/comment-page-1/#comment-4236 oatka Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:32:50 +0000 http://singlebarbed.com/?p=3807#comment-4236 "Why did they put a guarantee on the box?" "Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh!t. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time." -From Tommy Boy I bet Tommy could throw better loops than most certified casters. “Why did they put a guarantee on the box?”

“Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh!t. That’s all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.”

-From Tommy Boy

I bet Tommy could throw better loops than most certified casters.

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