Comments on: It’s a commercial fly tier’s dream

By: KBarton10

KBarton10 — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:01:18 +0000

“Mr. Buttons?” That SOB hasn’t moved off the pillow in two years. Dip his arse in Olive dye and call him “Zonker strip.”

Might motivate him to breath a couple times.

By: Cat Fancy Magazine

Cat Fancy Magazine — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:46:45 +0000

Speaking on behalf of cat lovers everywhere, I must – in the strongest possible terms – object to your unethical treatment of cats (or land-kittens as we’re calling them these days).

To treat them as mobile material dispensers is a horrifying abuse of the human/feline compact – a relationship born of thousands of years of mutual respect and admiration.

On a personal note, how do you think my cat – Mr. Buttons – felt after coming upon your post while surfing the Internet for kitty porn?

The same way you’d feel if someone posted an article describing the systematic torture of brownliners for no good reason (which frankly seems like a pretty good idea).

In fact, I’m so huffy right now, I could just arch my back and hiss.

Die, brownliner. Die.

By: KBarton10

KBarton10 — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:40:41 +0000

“Comb” if it’s your cat, “Snip” if it’s your spouse’s cat, and “wrench” if it’s the neighbor’s feline?

By: Yomama

Yomama — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:53:19 +0000

Technically speaking, it might be preferable to “snip” the dubbing material rather than “wrench” it from living tissue. A disturbed and wary cat is the last thing you need in possession of the tying table.