Archive for February, 2009

Adding cream and sugar likely defeats the purpose »

Coffee proofs anglers against dreaded skin cancer? Research shows that caffiene can destroy mutant cells before they can become cancerous, suggesting you should empty the pot over your head prior to fishing.

When reality is stranger than fiction »

Can my sense of humor be masking a sixth sense? I conjure something out of the blue attempting to get a giggle, and the following week I find it on sale at the grocery store?
Spooky.
Many years ago fly fishing was turned on its ear when Jim Teeny patented his Teeny Nymph. This was pre-Internet so [...]

Government intervention is fashionable, but rarely effective »

Government intervention is a popular topic in all circles of late, especially finance. Most have lost faith that governments are capable of managing anything unless some foreign army is landing on a nearby beach, and then we cheer loudly as the feds show in force.
British Columbia is responding to the threat to salmon stocks [...]

Mutt Stonefly detail – no need to fear a little color »

Per the request to see a close up of these colorful oddities, I’ve included the top and bottom view.
The bottom shows the color gradient the yarn induces, and the top view shows the different colors of Bernat Boa wingcases added. Most used Brown, Black, or Olive – but I used golden brown on the Golden [...]

Some set fashion, some follow, others would be wise to wait »

This weekend featured continuous sustained downpour that blew the Little Stinking into the Great Muddy – one 24 hour monsoon turned a sleepy fetid little brook into a chocolate gravel throwing monster – increasing its size tenfold.
I went out and admired the snarling beast, watching Audi’s and Toyota’s tumble past intermingled with goat guts and [...]

Statistically Sage is a wart on the Shakespeare derriere »

Despite the colorful nom de plume here’s what you look like; you own a Sage fly rod, you fish a Scientific Angler fly line, and you buy all your flies from Orvis.
Unfortunately for the $1000 rod crowd, the Shakespeare Ugly Stick retains the title of most purchased rod in the continental US, and is also [...]

Stoneflies caught doing the nasty chat and you’re a freak for listening »

Loosely translated it’s, “I dig the minimalist thing, and your cerci are smoking … call me for acrobatic sex.”

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I’m tone deaf so I’ll opt for the TV hearing aid that’ll boost my fading senses – enabling the voyeur. If you’re headed back to [...]

Are we headed back to the wallet based model »

“I’ve even had an angler tell me that those who fish and dogs are the only two who need to wear a license around their neck.”
I’ve been “collared” for the last couple of years and haven’t had much issue, but a California Sportfishing group is apparently taking the Department of Fish and Game to task [...]

The Slaw Dog, an hour later and you’re hungry again »

It’s plain that a food mascot is needed for any claim of blog legitimacy. Like pets it has to reflect the unique nature of the author, and the community it serves.
The Trout Underground has been serving us a steady diet of elitist Slaw Dog fare, typical Blueliner meal for one, isolationist … unwilling to share [...]

Bogart and Hagar might’ve been on to something »

A 3,000,000 year old trout languishing undisturbed in a remote and semi-pristine environment?
… and while you’re thinking some alpine Montana or Alaska venue, and donning them Blueliner togs, think again.

This is Mexico’s finest, and since 2000 at least a half dozen unique trout species have been discovered and classified by biologists. A 44 page PDF [...]

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