@K – the garage is full of crap – you get the couch. You can tie a fine streamer for me each time you want to use the kitchen. The heat is free, but the bacon-swiss buffalo burgers (we don’t need no stinkin’ slaw dogs ’round here) are not.

MG: didn’t you see my post on April Wokey? Now THAT’S got Salmonidae written all over it.

We are just damn tired of all your discarded cheap cigar butts floating downstream and alighting on our creek bank.

And whatever it is, the toxic remains of your lunch snacks that make it down to our streamside estate are making the dog ill.

It’s not the Wilderness or Wild and Scenic designation we seek.

We are just trying to clean up the neighborhood.

…until then – I’ll take Michael Gracie up on his kind offer, I bet he lets me sleep in his garage, rent free.

As a bonus, we have trout too, although you’d have to drive far away for that (as well as retrain Roughfisher to be more Salmonid-correct in his communications).