The white dinner jacket is optional

Waders have always served well in the water and can be bestial on long treks from the parking lot. Rather than take a chance on the viability of the Big Three automakers, perhaps you can convince the spouse to kill two birds with a single stone…

Three onboard electric motors coupled with zero emissions and biodegradable lubricants yields a 13mph underwater speed; fast enough to get into the holding water before the competition realizes their foot’s missing.

Not many of us can pull off the white dinner jacket, “Olive, Pale Olive” line of Hollywood legend, but herding steelhead would be fun for a change – and if you live near the coast, DUI’s may be a thing of the past. One good wrench of the wheel and the arresting officer is calling an ambulance – while you weave your way through the yacht traffic..