Comments on: It’s best from a boat, but a big rock would be a close second

By: Jean-Paul Lipton

Jean-Paul Lipton — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:31:17 +0000

I’ve used Wagner’s “Flight of the Valkyrie’s” on my pram for some time, we call it “announcing our presence with authority…”

I thought your theme song was “Who Let the Dogs Out”?

By: SMJ

SMJ — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:00:04 +0000

Go to the weapons range and make yourself a recording of some gunfire. Toss a handful of pebbles into the river right above the interloper, wait a second or two, then hit the “play” button. Sit back and enjoy the hilarity.

Unfortunately, this won’t work on the Little Stinking, since the fishermen there can all easily differentiate between actual and recorded gunfire.

By: oatka

oatka — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:24:27 +0000

Sad to say this, but you are freaking brilliant!!!