Buy one of these before you sober up
By KBarton10 on Jan 1, 2009 in current events
I’m not going to ask why you woke up on the fire escape wearing a tattered lampshade and a dog collar, I just thought I’d add the gentle reminder that you need one of these..
The solace of the piney woods is denied you until you visit your local Dept of Fish and Game reseller.
Yes, the price has gone up dramatically, no - you didn’t use it half enough last year, but this year is different.
We’re not looking for some austere New Year’s resolution, we figure if 2009 is anything like last year, this may be your ticket to the soup kitchen.
Oatka | Jan 1, 2009 | Reply
“Yes, the price has gone up dramatically”
Yep, NY is about to do the same thing. Sucks, but when you are addicted, you pay to get your fix!
SMJ | Jan 1, 2009 | Reply
I originally tried to purchase mine with an IOU, and was politely shown the door. Guess that only works one way.
Jean-Paul Lipton | Jan 1, 2009 | Reply
I wish the price of ours would go up in MN, then we we would be able to fill some of the staff vacancies. The budget is TIGHT here.
KBarton10 | Jan 1, 2009 | Reply
Jean Paul: We charge more for ours, and the Governor hijacks the cash before it ever sees the fish and game department.
We’ve got less wardens now than at anytime in our history.
SMJ: My paycheck is an IOU, I wonder if two wrongs can make a right..
The only justice is that lift tickets are twice what they were last year. Now skiers and anglers can be pissed together.
John Ruberto | Jan 1, 2009 | Reply
I wouldn’t mind the increase if we were getting something for the $$.
No stocking.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/11/SPUJ14K8B0.DTL
No Bay/Delta Enhancement projects http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/26/SP9H13NF3B.DTL
Where will the money be spent?
SMJ | Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
I can understand why you blacked out your address, DOB, and DL number, but your weight? It can’t be all that embarrassing.
KBarton10 | Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
I blacked out the weight so you still think I’m fat and slow, I’ll be dancing pirouettes around you this season, fatty!
SMJ | Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
I’ll admit that the holidays were not kind to my waistline. Should have asked for some new belts for Christmas.
Your comment has now motivated me to start training in earnest for the upcoming season. Looking forward to the challenge, big man!
Jean-Paul Lipton | Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
just take a drink from the Little Stinking and you’ll drop those inches from your waistline in no time.