It’s the invention destined to make Catch and Release agreeable to the most hardened killer
By KBarton10 on Dec 13, 2008 in fishing, product, Youtube
Take a proud and noble prey and reduce it to a “turd” of shapeless fish flesh? The Wunder Boner is the greatest argument for catch and release ever devised…
Not even McDonalds has the nerve to display how a Fillet of Fish sandwich is made – with good reason, it’s liable to be as photogenic and noisy as pressure extruding a carp through a garden hose.
Freshly imbued with your day-long coaching of Wood’s Lore and sportsmanship – your proud child offers Mom the stringer, only to see them mashed into the cutting board as a sodden lump of flesh?
Why not just step on them first … and tell me you gutted the thing, or is that Sushi roll already stuffed?
Jim | Dec 13, 2008 | Reply
Great name, did I hear him say “my wife would love a wonder boner!” ?
KBarton10 | Dec 13, 2008 | Reply
You heard correct.
Jean-Paul Lipton | Dec 13, 2008 | Reply
First off, KB you have WAY too much time on your hands.
Second, I love the disclaimer, “fish should be dead 6 hours before deboning”. Nothing like rotten fish to fry up.
Aaron J Scott | Dec 13, 2008 | Reply
Not just the Wunder Boner – it’s the Spineless Wunder Boner.
Jim | Dec 14, 2008 | Reply
Well then… I suppose I could let his wife use my wonder boner
Jean-Paul Lipton | Dec 14, 2008 | Reply
I love how dingus #1 is sporting that Michigan hat. Ha! Fucking clownshoe.
Trout Underground | Dec 14, 2008 | Reply
C’mon you guys – haven’t we all wanted a Wunder Boner at some point in our lives?
Trout Underground | Dec 14, 2008 | Reply
Uh, is that a Wunder Boner in your pocket, or are you… I can’t do it…
KBarton10 | Dec 14, 2008 | Reply
Go ahead meat, mention this in the same breath as Wally…
Steve | Dec 14, 2008 | Reply
I wonder which one pitched the tent in the video?
A. Wannabe Travelwriter | Dec 14, 2008 | Reply
These “guys” seem to get along just a little too well for my comfort.
So if you get the shaft a little off-center, do you get a Brokeback Mounted fish?
Trout Underground | Dec 15, 2008 | Reply
You got fish? Here, let me just whip out this here boner…