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I’d think before getting amorous with your catch

I hope it was Koi, the alternative is too ugly It’s the way of all things.

Climb to the top of the food chain over many decades of adversity then see it all undone by a promiscuous Koi?

The massive die off of Carp at California’s Clear Lake appears to be linked to someone dumping unwanted Koi, infected by Herpes. How the disease spread throughout the Carp population is still somewhat a mystery, but it may involve unprotected sex and a lot of drinking.

Water, most Likely.

3 Comment(s)

  1. Jean-Paul Lipton | Nov 9, 2008 | Reply

    So you write a report on some killer sex ring between carp and koi, and post a picture of some pervert kissing a white sucker. Slander. What’d the sucker ever do to you?

  2. KBarton10 | Nov 9, 2008 | Reply

    Nothing – the troutunderground scooped all the normal porn – I had to think fast.

  3. Jean-Paul Lipton | Nov 9, 2008 | Reply

    true dat

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