Archive for July, 2008

Would Goldfish flakes be considered a dry fly »

The World’s smallest fishing reel designed to spool DNA strands, none of these engineers could possibly be fishermen – as we know even the best of reels can lead to tangles. I assume they’re using Messenger RNA as backing.

Transformed fishing forever … That would have to be the Pop Top Beer Can, what were they thinking? »

The Top 10 items that transformed fishing forever would have to include the pop top beer can. I can’t fathom what the Wall Street Journal or the American Sportsfishing Association were thinking. A list of the Top 10 fly fishing breakthroughs would have to include instant coffee or divorce, or both.

The Yurok, one pound of hamburger with an imbedded treble »

Illesia is the online journal of Plecoptera researchers, outlining new additions to the Stonefly genus and offering a rare glimpse of some of the true tools used in identification. Fishermen proudly yell of their discoveries and may pause a bit in their lust for latin when they realize they’re not even close. It’s all part of the sport, couch anglers and instant entomologists – all to be taken with a grain of salt.

To hell with tradition, them Carp have refined tastes »

Sometimes California adds an additional burden for a fisherman, especially when you have to adapt flies to nouveau cuisine. Take the San Juan Sushi fly as a case in point, a timeless pattern destroyed by California taste buds.

There’s a fine line between desperation and inspiration »

Had to work straight through the weekend again, but I did get a chance to sneak out before dark last night to observe the “Carp Conundrum” and see if I could puzzle out a solution. The issue isn’t their willingness to feed, it’s a combination of murky water coupled with what and how they eat. [...]

Couch Potato float tube »

I’ve been struggling with the need to update my aging float tube, now I’m glad I waited. The eighties version surrounded the angler in a donut of inflation – with little fear of slipping out of the beast accidentally. The latest tubes offer the open front – which aids an awkward entrance and exit ritual, [...]

If they were out of season, I’d call it "bacon" too »

It’s too damn convenient a tale not to have some kind of unsavory involved. No one busts a rod without pointing fingers and wailing horribly, and the deadpan delivery aroused my suspicions: Adding to the Extreme Fishing Situation (imagine a rock soundtrack playing under this report) was the oddly pleasant high-modulus “crack” generated when a [...]

Dohiku Barbless Hooks – Black Nickel »

Dohiku barbless hooks are new to me at least, offered in black nickel finish with a hint of sproat bend and upturned point. Not your common Tiemco stuff – with nice wire that looks like it could accomodate large fish, rather than bend hopelessly in the face of Carp.

That about covers the fly-by’s .. »

Tanker 00 used to be next door to me when I lived in Redding, now they’re buzzing the high rent real estate in Santa Barbara.

My Garage Door attracts the Slow Learners »

An awful lot of mayflies shucked their adult skin on my garage door last night, likely a lethal mixture of loose morals and cheap rotgut. I’m sure the females discovered the difference between water and concrete – while the males laughed with great sensitivity.

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