Just pack it full of Hare’s Ears, Let Greed sort ‘em out

We clapped and cheered during Desert Storm, watching the “business end” of multi-million dollar weaponry aimed at some Iraqi latrine, who or what was inside was secondary to the sudden burst of static that signified mission successful…

Using the latest 3D CAD technology, Ferris-Tech has developed the worlds first time-release active bait delivery system to eject the bait in a sudden but calculated ‘bomb burst’.

All that’s really needed is some nose mounted camera where we can see the shocked expression and lips form the “Oh Sh..”

Hell, I’d give up fly fishing entirely if I could take turns painting trout with a laser - who couldn’t resist a little payback? We could toss all those silly wide arbor gimcracks in favor of face paint and SEAL satellite phones:

“Roger, Cahill-Six, the target is Invasive Species and  illuminated, recommend Bait Bomb set for wide dispersal, Over.”

Now who’s clamoring for Poppa to take him fishing? Every parent will exult as Junior leaps off the couch to give Mr Carp a black eye. Poppa regains hero status lost to video games, and the balance of Nature restored… well, kinda.